Any ideas to bully the person who has bullied me in the past?!

Any ideas to bully the person who has bullied me in the past?

This kid used to bully me in middle school and now I am his boss at work (15 years later).

1- Find out the bully's favorite band.

2- Invite bully to a Chile Cookoff, allowing him to think he can make you eat something disgusting.

3- Trick bully's parents into sneaking onto a pony farm owned by a crazy farmer who will shoot them for trespassing.

4- Sneak off with bodies of parents while the crazy farmer is talking to the police.

5- At Chile Cookoff, allow the bully to think he's pulled a fast one on you. Then get him to try your chile.

6- Reveal to bully that the special ingredients in your Chile is ... his parents!

7- While bully is crying, have his favorite band show up and make fun of him for crying.