If Elvis isn't dead,where is he?!

If Elvis isn't dead,where is he?

Have you seen Elvis? Does he work in a chip shop like the song says?

5 days ago
Ok, I do actually know he is dead. I'm just wondering where he might be if he wasn't.

5 days ago
Everyone who has said or is going to say he is dead has no imagination and therefore will get a bad rating!!
I want imagination people.

5 days ago
He was only 42 when he died so that should give you all some thing to work with.

I'm here!

The rumours about me have been highly exagerated

I don't work in a chip shop
I've done many things but at the moment I'm a counsellor

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