What's the funniest thing you've heard an anime character say?!
Question: What's the funniest thing you've heard an anime character say!?
for me it's when kenpachi from bleach said: "ichigo! get out here and fight me you bastard!"
and on the ouran english dub on episode 5 where the twins said to each other: yo momma wears too much make-up!" i laughed sooo hard!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and on the ouran english dub on episode 5 where the twins said to each other: yo momma wears too much make-up!" i laughed sooo hard!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i not really remember it well it was in Naruto ep that he trying to dicover what under kakashi mask he said that kakashi have a big lip, a giant teeth or a small mouth!.!.!.
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The funniest I've ever heard are from Gintama:
Prince: "Pets are like family to me!"
Gin-san: "Then you look for him (the lost pet, Pace), you stupid princeling!."
Hasegawa: "Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he's still a prince!"
Shinpachi: "I see!. He's a prince because he's an idiot!."
Hasegawa: "No, he's a prince *even though* he's an idiot!."
Kagura: "I see!. He's an idiot even though he's a prince!."
Gin-san: "So he's an idiotic prince!."
Hasegawa: "No, retard, he's a prince *even though* he's an idiot!"
Jii (prince's servant): "Come on, cretins! Don't call the idiot an idiotic prince! You'll hurt his feelings!"
Prince: "You're calling me an idiot too!?"
[While Hijikata’s back is turned, Okita aims a bazooka at him]
Okita: Goodbye, vice captain!. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife!? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]
Hijikata: [straightening up from being bent down] Oi Sougo, just what do you think you’re doing!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Okita: Oh, no!. It was just a joke!. A joke! I’m always doing it, aren’t I!?
Hijikata: You’re always trying to kill me!?
Guy: Look, we don’t need guys like you!.
Gintoki: [dressed in a space pirate outfit] How rude!. We want to be pirates too! Take us with you! Right, Zura!?
Katsura: It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura!.
Gintoki: We’re mischievous guys who’ve dreamt of becoming pirates ever since we were little!. We’re looking for the secret treasure called ‘One Pack’!. Right, Zura!?
Katsura: It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura!.
Guy: Whatever!. Go find it yourselves!.
Gintoki: Don’t say that!. Look, my hand’s a hook!. I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!.
Gintoki: [pointing his bokuto at the guy] At least give us an interview!.
Katsura: [pointing his sword at the guy] Look, we even have resumes!.
Gintoki, episode 25: That′s a good attitude!. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world (Itachi parody, lol)
Katsura: Zura janai, Captain Katsura dattebayo! !.!.!.Darn it!.!.!.
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Prince: "Pets are like family to me!"
Gin-san: "Then you look for him (the lost pet, Pace), you stupid princeling!."
Hasegawa: "Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he's still a prince!"
Shinpachi: "I see!. He's a prince because he's an idiot!."
Hasegawa: "No, he's a prince *even though* he's an idiot!."
Kagura: "I see!. He's an idiot even though he's a prince!."
Gin-san: "So he's an idiotic prince!."
Hasegawa: "No, retard, he's a prince *even though* he's an idiot!"
Jii (prince's servant): "Come on, cretins! Don't call the idiot an idiotic prince! You'll hurt his feelings!"
Prince: "You're calling me an idiot too!?"
[While Hijikata’s back is turned, Okita aims a bazooka at him]
Okita: Goodbye, vice captain!. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife!? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]
Hijikata: [straightening up from being bent down] Oi Sougo, just what do you think you’re doing!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Okita: Oh, no!. It was just a joke!. A joke! I’m always doing it, aren’t I!?
Hijikata: You’re always trying to kill me!?
Guy: Look, we don’t need guys like you!.
Gintoki: [dressed in a space pirate outfit] How rude!. We want to be pirates too! Take us with you! Right, Zura!?
Katsura: It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura!.
Gintoki: We’re mischievous guys who’ve dreamt of becoming pirates ever since we were little!. We’re looking for the secret treasure called ‘One Pack’!. Right, Zura!?
Katsura: It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura!.
Guy: Whatever!. Go find it yourselves!.
Gintoki: Don’t say that!. Look, my hand’s a hook!. I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!.
Gintoki: [pointing his bokuto at the guy] At least give us an interview!.
Katsura: [pointing his sword at the guy] Look, we even have resumes!.
Gintoki, episode 25: That′s a good attitude!. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world (Itachi parody, lol)
Katsura: Zura janai, Captain Katsura dattebayo! !.!.!.Darn it!.!.!.
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This guy is at this swimming pool and there are a bunch of serious swimmer's there!.!.!. and this girl goes!.!.!. "Go ahead, show us what you got!" and he's all serious and takes a deep breath and dives!.
And he's pretty much flailing across the pool-- he makes choking noises, even says, "Momma!" in there somewhere, stands up in the middle of the pool to grab at his neck and a choke a bit more, starts swimming again and at the end of the pool he touches the wall, turns around all serious like and says, "So!.!.!. how do you like my swimming!?"
also, in loveless, Soubi tells Ritsuka he's making him a healthy dinner and Ritsuka goes, "No, I don't want that!." and Soubi is like, "Well, what would you prefer!?" and Ritsuka gets really serious and says, "Big Macs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
And he's pretty much flailing across the pool-- he makes choking noises, even says, "Momma!" in there somewhere, stands up in the middle of the pool to grab at his neck and a choke a bit more, starts swimming again and at the end of the pool he touches the wall, turns around all serious like and says, "So!.!.!. how do you like my swimming!?"
also, in loveless, Soubi tells Ritsuka he's making him a healthy dinner and Ritsuka goes, "No, I don't want that!." and Soubi is like, "Well, what would you prefer!?" and Ritsuka gets really serious and says, "Big Macs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.hear are the one's that i remember!!!
Edward Elric!.!.!."stop hiding behind that crap, get down here and i'll show you some wrath"
"She's playing you like a freakin harp!"
"what'd you think i'd still be a runt a 18 years old!?!!!?
Sai!.!.!."I just learned your a useless, d!ckless pantywaist!."
"I really like ugly b*tches like you:)"
"gutless little homo"
"please stop looking at me like that or I'll have to smack you"
Hidan!.!.!."no sh!t, Sherlock"
"You think u can take us out with some gay crows!.!.!.**** that ****!"
Mugen!.!.!."We hit the potjack!"
"All I know is we're filthy *****! "
"It's tough being a man with sex~appeal"
"hanging around with a girl with absolutely no sex appeal isn't my idea of fun!."
"Who the hell would relax their *** around you!?"
"I want my nookie!"
I love Mugen!.!.!.he's so funny!.!.!.i think i remembered too well!?!.!?
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Edward Elric!.!.!."stop hiding behind that crap, get down here and i'll show you some wrath"
"She's playing you like a freakin harp!"
"what'd you think i'd still be a runt a 18 years old!?!!!?
Sai!.!.!."I just learned your a useless, d!ckless pantywaist!."
"I really like ugly b*tches like you:)"
"gutless little homo"
"please stop looking at me like that or I'll have to smack you"
Hidan!.!.!."no sh!t, Sherlock"
"You think u can take us out with some gay crows!.!.!.**** that ****!"
Mugen!.!.!."We hit the potjack!"
"All I know is we're filthy *****! "
"It's tough being a man with sex~appeal"
"hanging around with a girl with absolutely no sex appeal isn't my idea of fun!."
"Who the hell would relax their *** around you!?"
"I want my nookie!"
I love Mugen!.!.!.he's so funny!.!.!.i think i remembered too well!?!.!?
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In Dragon Ball they were trying to think of a way to beat Piccolo and Master Roshi says 'Pale Grey'
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Yamcha asks if it is a martial artist then Master Roshi says 'No, those are the colour of Bullma's panties' and he is looking up her skirtWww@Enter-QA@Com
When Nami from One Piece as a child stole a book and promised to pay next time with her body!. Or when Nel from Bleach said that she was a "sewious masocwist" and when being chased it is more fun to cry in agony!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm Sailor Moon, and I shall punish you"
Or in Howl's Moving Castle,"There's no point in living if I can't be beautiful"
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Or in Howl's Moving Castle,"There's no point in living if I can't be beautiful"
*high-lar-eee-ous*Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the series Neon Genesis Evangelion, Misato calls Ritsuko and tells her she has decided to be shinji's guardian and she says "don't worry I wont have an affair with a child!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In YYH when Yusuke is outside of Yomi territory in demon world, he shouts "Yomi, you son-of-a-bytch! Can you hear me, 'coz I'm comin'! So boil up a kettle of tea, Yomi!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is from the English subbed version!. I didn't like how they said it in the dubbed!. It wasn't very good!.
Haruhi: Is it really that much trouble to help out the newspaper club!?
Kaoru: Huh!? You're actually taking Tamaki's side this time!?
Haruhi: Not really!. But sooner or later he's gonna start looking at us puppy eyes!. And in the end, I have a weird gut feeling that we'll have no choice but to fold!.
Kaoru & Hikaru: You're accumulating experience points all right!.
Only funny when you see it!.
See that part here:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=bU6fXHSoo!.!.!. The video is only a minute!.
You got to love that part in episode 14!.
And in episode 12:
This was when Tamaki accidentally spilled tea on Honey's bunny while he was taking a nap!.
(Honey starts tossing and turning)
Tamaki: This is bad!. We need to do something before he wakes up!. Hikaru, Kaoru!
Hikaru & Kaoru: Sir!
Tamaki: Get your family's airplane! Fly to Mt!. Osore and bring an itako!. Have her communicate with Honey's grandmother!.!.!. so that she can make us a new bunny doll!
They panic because they heard Honey almost destroyed a country just because someone woke him up early while he was at boot camp in the U!.S!. They think that he might create the same disaster by destroying Ouran Academy if he finds out!. When he wakes up and finds the tea spilled over the bunny:
Mitsukuni: Who got my bunny doll dirty!? (says it in a scary low voice liek he's about to kill someone)
Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru: H-H-H-Help, Mori-senpai!
Mori: The bunny doll!.!.!.wanted to drink tea really badly!.
Mitsukuni: I see! That's why his face is all dirty! Will he eat cake, too!?
Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru: (groan, while it says on-screen "That was all it took!?")
See it here:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=u-6N8pcOb!.!.!.
Ouran High School Host Club is the funniest anime ever!. Not sure if these episodes were dubbed yet so maybe you didn't get to see these episodes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haruhi: Is it really that much trouble to help out the newspaper club!?
Kaoru: Huh!? You're actually taking Tamaki's side this time!?
Haruhi: Not really!. But sooner or later he's gonna start looking at us puppy eyes!. And in the end, I have a weird gut feeling that we'll have no choice but to fold!.
Kaoru & Hikaru: You're accumulating experience points all right!.
Only funny when you see it!.
See that part here:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=bU6fXHSoo!.!.!. The video is only a minute!.
You got to love that part in episode 14!.
And in episode 12:
This was when Tamaki accidentally spilled tea on Honey's bunny while he was taking a nap!.
(Honey starts tossing and turning)
Tamaki: This is bad!. We need to do something before he wakes up!. Hikaru, Kaoru!
Hikaru & Kaoru: Sir!
Tamaki: Get your family's airplane! Fly to Mt!. Osore and bring an itako!. Have her communicate with Honey's grandmother!.!.!. so that she can make us a new bunny doll!
They panic because they heard Honey almost destroyed a country just because someone woke him up early while he was at boot camp in the U!.S!. They think that he might create the same disaster by destroying Ouran Academy if he finds out!. When he wakes up and finds the tea spilled over the bunny:
Mitsukuni: Who got my bunny doll dirty!? (says it in a scary low voice liek he's about to kill someone)
Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru: H-H-H-Help, Mori-senpai!
Mori: The bunny doll!.!.!.wanted to drink tea really badly!.
Mitsukuni: I see! That's why his face is all dirty! Will he eat cake, too!?
Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru: (groan, while it says on-screen "That was all it took!?")
See it here:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=u-6N8pcOb!.!.!.
Ouran High School Host Club is the funniest anime ever!. Not sure if these episodes were dubbed yet so maybe you didn't get to see these episodes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com