How to survive a zombie attack? easy 10 pts.?!


Question: How to survive a zombie attack!? easy 10 pts!.!?
You are sitting in front of your computer right now in your house!. You turned on the news and it says that there are chaos aroun your city with people attacking other people!. Suddenly, someone came knocking at your door and you see people outside eating other people!. What are you going to do exactly!?

The most realistic detailed answer will get the points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Well, first of all, you've got to get some necessities!. Food, water, ammo, and a car and some gas if you plan on traveling!. If you have some ppl u care about, u should probably pick them up (but if they're already UNdead, don't stick around!. they will bite!)!. got to wlamart or some kind of superstore and stock up on all kinds of foods (preferably non-perishables) you're definitely going to need some ammo!. just in case!.!.!.u never know!.!.!.!.get ALL of the ammo u can!. and another tip!.!.!.be careful and stay tuned to everything!. u must be alert!. and u never know!. there may be a cure available!. it would also be very good to at least have one other person with u!. u can go crazy from isolation!. hope this is helpful! Www@Enter-QA@Com

well then!.!.!.
1) Grab some popcorn!.
2) Sit in my room playing dead rising!.
3) Learn as many things as i can from it!.
4) Try them out on the zombies!.!.!.
lol jk but seriously
1) (If they aren't physcally at my door yet) i would run up the road to my friends house!.
2) Help barcade the door!.
3) call up all the people i hate and tell them to go to the park (lol)
4) call my parents tell them where i am!.
5) Sit in a room and play video games till somethign happens!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

First you run to the closet and get your gun and ammunition, then you take down as many zombies with bullets in the head that you can!. You keep doing this until you can make it to your car in the driveway!. Get in, turn up some good tunes, and drive to the next city that isn't zombie infested!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Initially, hide, as zombies are attracted to noise and movement!. If they feel that there is no one about, they will leave!. I realize that I am badly exposed, so I crawl to a room where they cannot see me and wait for nightfall!.

Under the cover of darkness, I sneak into the garage to arm myself with the necessary implements!. I know that I have to cut off their head or damage their brains, so I get those tools that will allow this at a distance!.

I also realize that I am on my own, and not to expect any helpWww@Enter-QA@Com

STEP 1) Rip off one of its arms!.

STEP 2) Taunt it with it (from a safe distance) until it stretches out its other arm to retreive its missing limb!.

STEP 3) Beat the outstretched arm with the one your holding until it drops off!.

STEP 4) Check over your shoulder for more zombies!.

STEP 5) Coast clear!? !.!.!. Choose a leg and beat at the kneecap until it snaps!.

STEP 6) Start on other leg!.

STEP 7) Once the zombie is on the ground laugh in its face for a while and tease it about what tasty brains you have!.!.!.

When bored proceed to next step!.

STEP 8) Jump up and down on its head whilst shouting "Die Fu*ker" until its rotton head explodes and brains ooze out!.

STEP 9) Optional extra!.!.!. Take a long knive and fillet it!.

(N!.B!. Only proceed to STEP 9 - if you don't mind the smell of rotten intenstines!.)

STEP 10) Pick up one of its arms, snap the hand off and pat yourself on the back with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Immediately surround yourself with clowns!. Everyone knows that zombies don't eat clowns; they taste funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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