Why did batman and robin blaspheme so much?!
Question: Why did batman and robin blaspheme so much!?
Bless my dustpan! - Alfred
Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin
Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin
Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin
Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin
Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin
Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin
Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin
Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin
Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin
Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground!. It's all metal!. It's full of holes!. You know, holey!. - Robin
The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny!. - Robin
You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain!? - RobinWww@Enter-QA@Com
Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin
Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin
Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin
Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin
Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin
Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin
Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin
Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin
Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin
Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground!. It's all metal!. It's full of holes!. You know, holey!. - Robin
The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny!. - Robin
You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain!? - RobinWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
phuck no!.!.!. robin think that every phunkin thing around are worth worshipping thats all!.!.!. his like into shinto or something!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those aren't blasphemies!. Those are consciously crafted euphemisms!.
Back in the fifties this nut-case named Fredric Wertham (sp) wrote a defamatory book about the comic book industry called Seduction of the Innocents which ten years later was still making the lives of kids like me miserable and led to the Comics Code Authority which as Jack Kirby pointed out gave a monopoly to a few big companies (hmm, those were the Eisenhower years when the book and CCA came out!. A republican administration -- obviously if yu are a small businessman you don't want a republican administration's policies)!. Seduction, among other things, gave a homoerotic slant to almost every superhero it discussed, accusing Bruce Wayne of Pederastry because of his relationship with Dick Grayson, and focusing on the shorts most superheroes wore to the extent of accusing the artists and publishers of already censored drawings of too much emphasis on what's between our legs, (and in at least one case had been removed from the drawing)!. The original Batman TV show, from which those lines are taken, was based on the series after DC had succeeded in keeping it alive by "addressing" those concerns and making it as safe as possible!. Nothing in ANY of those statements refers DIRECTLY to the Deity!. Blasphemy would be imputing things on the deity which aren't qualities of said deity!. They mostly talk about Holy, or the quality of Holiness!. That is a MUCH broader concept and in the context of the Batman series can legitimately encompass all of the things you quoted!.
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Back in the fifties this nut-case named Fredric Wertham (sp) wrote a defamatory book about the comic book industry called Seduction of the Innocents which ten years later was still making the lives of kids like me miserable and led to the Comics Code Authority which as Jack Kirby pointed out gave a monopoly to a few big companies (hmm, those were the Eisenhower years when the book and CCA came out!. A republican administration -- obviously if yu are a small businessman you don't want a republican administration's policies)!. Seduction, among other things, gave a homoerotic slant to almost every superhero it discussed, accusing Bruce Wayne of Pederastry because of his relationship with Dick Grayson, and focusing on the shorts most superheroes wore to the extent of accusing the artists and publishers of already censored drawings of too much emphasis on what's between our legs, (and in at least one case had been removed from the drawing)!. The original Batman TV show, from which those lines are taken, was based on the series after DC had succeeded in keeping it alive by "addressing" those concerns and making it as safe as possible!. Nothing in ANY of those statements refers DIRECTLY to the Deity!. Blasphemy would be imputing things on the deity which aren't qualities of said deity!. They mostly talk about Holy, or the quality of Holiness!. That is a MUCH broader concept and in the context of the Batman series can legitimately encompass all of the things you quoted!.
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