What do you think the top 5 Eric Cartman moments are?!


Question: What do you think the top 5 Eric Cartman moments are!?
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#10: Cartman Re-Starts the Civil War


In the episode "Red Badge of Gayness," a civil war reenactment breaks out into a real civil war!. Cartman, not wanting to lose a bet, rallies all of the re-enactors to don Confederate uniforms and – drunk on Schnapps, they invade Topeka!.

Cartman says: "They think the South is a joke…they don't respect our authoritah!."




#9: Cartman's Tea Party

As the child of a single mother, Eric has never known his father!. In this episode we see the effects of this wearing on him as he has a tea party with dolls and stuffed animals!. It's yet another sign that not all is right with this boy, but Stan and Kyle decide to videotape it and use it against him anyway!. Cartman says: "Would you like some more tea Polly Prissy Pants!?"




#8: Cartman Figures out How to Not Be Gay

In "Cartman Sucks," Cartman is pulling his latest prank on a sleeping Butters, only to learn it has backfired!. He put's Butters' penis in his mouth and took a picture, thinking it made Butters look gay!. Then Kyle convinces Cartman that this prank makes him gay – not Butters!. This sets Cartman on a quest to get his penis into Butters mouth!. Cartman's irrational fear is a great parody on homophobia and the general "confusion" surrounding sexuality!. It's the moment where Cartman is just about to succeed that gets Butters sent away to a prayer camp!. Cartman says: "I checked on the internet Kyle, and getting Butters to put my weiner in his mouth wouldn't make me not gay!"





#7: Cartman and Faith Plus One

In the episode "Christian Rock Hard" Cartman has a bet with Kyle that he can get an album to go platinum first!. The way he decides to do this is by starting a Christian rock band called "Faith Plus One!." Cartman realizes all you have to do is change a few lyrics and add "Jesus" to traditional love ballads!. This leads to some truly hilarious songs and one great album cover!. In the band's infomercial, Cartman sings: "I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus/I want to feel his salvation all over my face!."




#6: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Feeling he needs some friends who are more mature, Cartman looks for friends on the internet and unwittingly joins NAMBLA – The North American Man/Boy Love Association!. Soon Cartman is on a poster in only his underwear, and inviting the rest of the boys in town to the meetings!. Cartman remains completely clueless throughout, and it takes Kyle and Stan to save the day!. Cartman says (in a chat room): "Hi everyone! I am a young boy looking to have fun times with older males!."




#5: Cartman's Hand Dates Ben Affleck

In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head," Cartman creates a hand puppet version of Jennifer Lopez to do a presentation on Hispanic relations!. To Kyle's horror, Cartman refuses to stop doing the puppet and it goes so far that the real Jennifer Lopez loses her career and – as you can see here – Ben Affleck winds up in Cartman's bed after a night with the hand-puppet Jennifer!. Cartman says: "Mom! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!"




#4: Cartman Joins the Special Olympics

When Cartman learns that there's a $1,000 prize for winning the special Olympics, he puts great effort into making himself appear disabled so he can compete!. Kyle is even more horrified than usual by Eric's actions, believing he'll end up in Hell!. But Cartman can't be stopped and proceeds to lose at every event in the Special Olympics!. When asked what his specific condition is, Cartman says: "How the hell should I know!? I'm retarded!. DUURRHH!"



#3: Cartman Addresses Congress

In the episode "Kenny Dies," Cartman decides he's going to sell some aborted fetuses for stem cell research!. To this end, he uses Kenny's fatal illness to make an emotional plea to congress to get them to lift the ban on stem cell research!. Cartman's tearful performance leads into a performance of Asia's "Heat of the Moment" that gets all the members of congress involved and results in the ban being lifted!. But Kenny still dies!. Cartman sings: "It was the heat of the moment, telling me what your heart meant!."




#2: Cartman's Passion for the Jew

Cartman feels his (completely misinformed) distaste for Jews is finally validated by Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ!. After getting Kyle to see the movie and doubt his faith, Cartman dresses up like Hitler and leads a parade through town in "celebration" of the movie!. Not only does he have the Hitler hair and Nazi-like uniform, but Cartman actually leads a chant in German as the townsfolk goose step down the road!. Cartman says: "If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment!."




#1: Cartman Feeds Scott Tenorman his Parents

This really is the ultimate Cartman moment!. Cartman feeds a boy the ground up corpses of his murdered parents in some chili!. It's sick and twisted, diabolical and it all comes from a few trivial injustices to which Cartman grossly over reacts!. While you may have thought that Cartman would figure out how to get back at the bullying eighth grader – did you ever imagine it would be like this!? "Scott Tenorman Must Die" is an all time classic episode, and easily the top choice for Eric Cartman's greatest moment!. Cartman says: "Oh, the taste of immeasurable sadness!. Yummy! Yummy you guys!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

-future for wii i think
-first episode (anal probe)
-the smug one
-special olympics
-hippies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1: respect my authoritaaa
2: when he made the kid eat his own parents!.
3: when he told mr!. garrison to suck his balls!.
4: when he put butters balls in his mouth
5: when he sucked out the sea men from a guys tube!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-the hippy episode!.
-the special olympics!.
-when he drank kenny's ashes!.
-when he went to the future all for that video game!.
-the "gingers" episode!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kyles mom is a bi**c makes me laugh

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