Make up a small and funny short story!?!


Question: Make up a small and funny short story!!?
It will be judged by creativity, how funny it is and how uncommon it is! I will list the top 5!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
once, there was a leprachaun named harry the leprachaun and he was skipping down the path towards his house!. but, since he was totally wasted from drinking at a local club all night long, he stumbled to the wrong house!. he accidently went to timmy(from southpark)'s house!. when timmy answered the door, he was like "TIMMAYY timmyy tim timmy!" and the leprachaun pulled out his pistol and capped the beotch!. then, rob and big jumped out from behind the bushes and big black was like "where can i get some donuts in this joint!?" and then they chopped harry up!. then, rob's skateboard turned into a cannon and shot the timmy pieces all the way to miley cyrus's house!. then, miley cyrus freaked out and then jason castro came and his dreds strangled miley and she died!. then, pete wentz burst open the door and he looked sexy!. then the all american rejects had a concert and all the best bands performed with them!. fall out boy, boys like girls, cobra starship, my chemical romance, panic at the disco, david cook, david archuleta, and blake lewis alll performed and the day was perfect!. if only harry the leprachaun hadn't gone to that club!.!.!.!.!.
HOW WAS THAT FOR CREATIVE!?!!?!!?!
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PS- HAHA U CHANGED UR NAME SO THAT THAT CHICK'S STORY WAS WRONG lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

one time!.!.as i was strowling down a long street, a long long long long long long street!.!.!.i saw a garbage can, i went over peeked inside, then jumped in! when i got in i saw a nice family, at the dinner table eating i walked in!.!.and noticed that they were not people!.!.but giant ants!!!! i hoped out, expecting them not to follow!.!.!.but as i looked behind i saw the hugest one, the daddy!.!.!.!.he took one look at me and then put his hand on my (boob) he started to rub!. then after a while i noticed myself squeling for help as he held me down and put his p**** up my v*****!. i woke up!.!.!.and saw my darling ant children!.!.!.1972 of them to be exact!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Paul the Grape!.
Paul the Grape was walking out of his house when he fell off a cliff!. He kept falling and falling then a bird came and snatched him up!. Then he flew him back home!. Paul the Grape said he needed a car!.
Use this Idea and make it better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

once there was a boy named matt murdock who was blinded by toxic waste then lived his life fighting crime as a masked crusader named daredevil who lived on to be one of the best superheroes of all time just in front of ironman and the best antihero known as the punisherWww@Enter-QA@Com

There once was a guy on yahoo answers named happydude!. He was gay!. One day he cheated on his boyfriend with another man!. Then happydude's bf found out and shot him!. Happydude is a dead dude now!. The End!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OK their to ways to kill a blond
1 give her a knife and say "who's great" and she will go me me me stabbing herself

2 u got to put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of you poolWww@Enter-QA@Com

once upon a time I came accross a question that required way too much physical and mental effort than I am used to!. So I didn't bother answering it!.

~The End~Www@Enter-QA@Com

talk about a pig who needed to learn how to jig!. im really being serious!.it might actually be a good story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1#
person1:soemone stole my identity
person2: wow now they have no life
2#
you want to hear a dirty joke!?
a pig fell in the mudWww@Enter-QA@Com



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