Naruto Poll #2!?!
Question: Hi! ^^
Hm... let's see...
Huh...
GOT IT!
You find out that Jiraiya has been researching you for the past week. How you found out? Well, you saw him peeping at you while you were in the shower. =_= He asks you if he can 'research' you more.
What do you say/do?
(this is for boys also. ^^)
And NO options... I want this to be original. :)
Answers: Hi! ^^
Hm... let's see...
Huh...
GOT IT!
You find out that Jiraiya has been researching you for the past week. How you found out? Well, you saw him peeping at you while you were in the shower. =_= He asks you if he can 'research' you more.
What do you say/do?
(this is for boys also. ^^)
And NO options... I want this to be original. :)
I'd give him my latest threat:
You are gonna get roasted over a big fire while I throw darts at your head.....
Except it wouldn't be a threat....it'd be a promise. I'd also give him a good hard you-will-die kick in the balls...... >:D
I want an explanation on what you are doing right NOW!? (Does that count?)
Say --> Nothing at first.
Do --> Kick him where the sun don't shine. And the lastly scream "PERVERT" really loudly so all the other girls will hear [if in hot springs] and then watch them beat him up. If all else fails, tell Tsunade you caught him peeping at her --> he might actually die this time... o_0
throw him onto a pile of rusty razor blades, dump him into a pool of sake with a hell lot of crushed peppers, take him out skin him alive, drop him back in pour several gallons of rocket fuel, ask deidara(kanji) for some of her SHINNY weapons and shoot him for a week or so...
edit= oh! and ask STABBY(ha! i spelled it right!) to take over for me during the night...
satisfied?
edit= why am i not getting any thumbs up? am i too brutal? okay so jiraiya doesn't die i'll have tsunade and sakura use their healing jutsu on him... there happy?
i say no thn i tell the rest of the villag he is gay and then he cant train naruto anymore
Oh man......
This is wat im gonna say
Me: Jiraya-sama....I've wanted to tell you something for a long time
Jiraya: What is it Miyuki-chan? ^_^
Me: You know when you said you wanted to 'research' me more?
Jiraya: *Big smile* Oh yes...i do!
Me: Well about that............It just isnt gonna work!
*gets out special cookie gun and shoots jiraya's head off with it* >:D
Im sowy Jiraya...i still love you
LOL xD
Muahahahahhaha>:P
[[edit]]
Oh and theres blood...like EVERYWHERE!! hahaha
JK...i dont want to make this too graphic XD
i'd say HECK NO
and then i'd sock him in the face get dressed and make a rasengan jutsu *EVIL LAUPH* then say if you do it again i'll make sure i kill you *SMIRK*
I would shuv my "thingy" in his face and say "Research THIS Pervie Sage!"
(LOL - What a question!)
I would transform into a dragon and kick him and cut his legs off and make him sew them back on with a mechanical pencil with .5 graphite.
i would tell him to fu<k you
First I'll ask him
"Why the hell are you spying on me!!!???"
Then he'll say
"Uhh, I was researching you for my book..."
Then due to my short attention span I'll go
"Ooooh, What book!?"
"Icha Icha Paradise," he'll say
Then I'll be like
"REALLY! No way! Is your book starring me!?"
Then if he says the book will be starring me I would let him continue his research, I would be honored. That would mean I am beautiful enough to be featured in a super awsome book.
... That and Kakashi would see me ^_^
kill em!!!... lol ^^"... just say good luck and let my people get em!!................. and my fans would!!!............... *sigh* that's one thing they're good for ^^"
The peeping would be funny to me, but if he asked for more research I'd have Yoruichi from Bleach transform from her cat form. He'd die from the blood loss XD
I HE ASKED I WOULD SAY NO AND IF I I CHATCH HIM AGAIN I WOULD CALL THE COPS.
first i'd be pissed & totally try to beat the living hell outta him!
then say no.
but honestly, it's kinda flattering lol
if he reaserches you, that just means you're hot!
XD
me having shower
*turns around*
...
......
.........
*jiraiya staring at me*
me- O_O...what the hell are you doing here!!!????
jiraiya- actually i uh i wanted to do some research about you, so could you he-?
*me punches jiraiya in the face*
me- NANI??!! so couldnt you wait after i had finished my shower??!!...now get out!!.OUT!!!...*throws soap at him*
i would say no!!
and beat the living day light outta him
Do: stare
Think: He's got some nerve
Say: ...
Do: kick him where it hurts then do a Naruto kage bunshin-rendan combo.... and do it again when I'm finished with my shower... and every time I see him.