Asking for help from all heatherw fans please?!
Question: welcome to the heather w cookie caper intervention meeting ..if you are here i assume its because like me you all care about the well being of my big sister...and for that i thank you all...now to get down to buisness....what will you say to my sister to get her to STOP stealing cookies?
*leans in and wispers* if im not around tomorrow....i want everybody to know that it was heather w that took me out...LoL
Answers: welcome to the heather w cookie caper intervention meeting ..if you are here i assume its because like me you all care about the well being of my big sister...and for that i thank you all...now to get down to buisness....what will you say to my sister to get her to STOP stealing cookies?
*leans in and wispers* if im not around tomorrow....i want everybody to know that it was heather w that took me out...LoL
HOLD SPOT!!!! Cookie time!
Dang you people.... -.-
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Cookies over! Back to beez wax!
(Hey, at least I'm not stealing! I actually ask permission!)
Tell this:
"As the law stated here (show Heather a Cookie Constitution), no human nor any animal can lick cookies without his or her sibling(s) permission. As you may already know, cookies are addictive, but may not be "reused" in any way, including licking or taking a bite of a cookie and put it back in the package. The reason is to prevent the spread of germs and other dangerous disease including HIV, AIDS, One-Second Death Virus, Uncommon Cold, Cookie-Cancer.
"But wait, stealing is considered to be EXTREMELY illegal crime. Stealing anything, from a car to a crumb of bread, consider to be a serious crime, according to Cookie Constitution and the 99th Admendment in the Bills of Cookies. For stealing a cookie, he or she must fine up to $100 per cookie stolen, plus 100 years in prison. To prevent any stealing, one must ask permission before touching any object.
"As you already learned, stealing cookies considered to be a crime due to spread of EXTREME deadly germs and other disease. This will help keep the world clean, safe, healthy, and also from Global Warming, terrorism, and future war, according to the high-professional studies. Hopefully, Heather W, you learn something very valuable in life: Never steal cookies!"
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all in favor say: "aye"
all opposing say: "nay"
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[edit] let her know how concerned we are for her.
and say that we arent trying to gang up on her
but we are trying to STOP the continuous cycle
of cookie thieves. we dont want to end up seeing her
on the street in a gang called:
"The CCC"
[crazy cookie creepers^^]
[also, i have a small theory
that you are: Heather W.
i d k you guys are always logging on to each
others accounts. are you testing us heather?
lol. anyway, i also think that i would say something like:
"the world of yaoi will be DESTROYED if you dont
stop your cookie-stealing addictions. i know that
the urge of stealing is just as powerful as nicotene
but please, instead of seeing a repeat of what emo
sasuke did........LETS STOP A TRAGEDY LIKE THAT
FROM HAPPENING!!!!!!
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[edit2]
IT WAS KIRA'S IDEA........!
*logs off*
^^
I voted for C
Please heater w all of us here in the C&A section admire and respect you please stop stealing/licking cookies it hurts us all we just want to help you we are not trying to gang up on you we just want you to get help please check into rehab immedently.
go with Ghost in the Shell which is a pretty kick-*** cyberpunk anime show where the female protagonist is the Major of a kind of Japanes version of CIA
Yes we have to stop heather w cookie problem.
*Edit*
Oh sh@& heather w is her everbody act nateral.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!
edit= see i told you i was accused of being on two accounts...mine and yours...
edit =KIRA?!?!?!...how was it her idea
Heather W.... shall I start calling you "Cookie Monster"?
lol!!
we should so totally do that dora the exploer thing! where swiper is about to steal and they say, "swiper no swiping"! lol!
Um... but how would that go?
"Heather no swiping?" lol!
anyone got any ideas?
EDIT:
C&A Users: "Heather no swiping, heather no swiping, heather noooo swiping!"
Heather w: *drops cookie* awww man!
<--See? works like a charm!
EDIT: WWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT???!!!
ForeverMe & Chbi Haruka... How could you?! Now shes gonna get me..... *waaaah!!!*
lol!