Alien vs. Predator vs. the Terminator vs. Robo Cop?!
Question: Who would win? Alien, Predator, the Terminator or Robo Cop?
Answers: Who would win? Alien, Predator, the Terminator or Robo Cop?
Ok, lets look at this from a nerdy y analytic view.
The strength of each contestant:
1) Alien: acid blood, super strength, regenerative, hard exoskeleton, ugly
2) Predator: SHOULDER CANNON, wolverine like arm fangs, ugly
3) Terminator (assuming Arnie version): Hard internal skeleton, badass skull, automoton voice, bad acting, but...it always will be back.
4) Robo Cop: human, cyborg, crazy pistol, badass attitude.
The Match:
Off all four contestants, alien, predator, and the terminator have all died multiple times, while Robo Cop has only died once and came back stronger.
Robo Cop: 1
The predator has clear advantages over the almost nonsentient, ferile alien, so it is presumable to saw in one on one combat, the alien will be owned. Also, the predator is much smarter and has better technology, so it should be able to sodomize the alien and make it its ******. The could be finally settled in Predator 2 where a alien xenomorph skull is clearly seen on the wall. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator_2
Predator: 1
Despite all its power, the predator has been able to be killed by humans many times, most notably by the GOVERNATOR. WOooo, wait a minute. The terminator also just happens to be arnold, except BUFFED UP to a degree even steroids could not do. So, if puny arnold with a machine gun killed the predator, then BUFF ARNOLD in machine form could kick five times the ***. Also, the terminator is also the only character to be cool enough to coin an iconic phrase. Unless you consider KKKAQQKKKcccKKK(blood squirt) of the alien to be an iconic phrase.
Terminator: 1+1("I'll be back")=2
Now we consider how long the number of times each came back in the series to kick ***.
Alien: came four times, each time getting its *** kicked.
-4
Predator: came twice, got *** handled roughly twice.
-2
Terminator: came three times. Got *** owned once, owned some *** twice. Bonus for owning hot *** in third movie.
-1+2+1=2
Robo Cop: came three times, owned all three times. Bonus for cool car 6000SUX.
+3+1=4
so now we can tally all the points.
Alien: -4
Predator: -1
Terminator: 4
Robo Cop: 5
as you can see, the xenomorph is obviously a pussy. A space pussy with black growth hide and drippy gross spit. What a fag. The predator is ok. Terminator rocks. But in the end, Robo Cop rules the day.
So the winner.
Indiana Jones.
Because Indie drank from the chalice of Jesus Christ and lived. Because Harrison Ford is a god. And lastly, he is the only to last till today.
INDIANA JONES AND THE CAVE OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL!
robocop has such beautiful lips
Predator more Hitech than Terminator and Robo Cop. Alien just get his *** kicked by predator.
the terminator!!!!
Ghost Busters!
Send them to see obama.He might leave the country for good.:)
alien got beat by a skinny woman,danny glover beat a predator,a women and new lover took out a terminator, and the kid from the 70's show's dad put the hurting on robocop call john mclane
Predator since robocop is damn slow, terminator is not that slow but still slow nonetheless when compared to predator. Alien on the other hand is not even a worthy opponent since they got killed easily in every sequel. But personally i would throw in Todd Mc Farlane's spawn to be pitted against them he would surely win. Since he's immortal and have the powers of the underworld.