Who would win in a fight between Yoda and Gandalf? How would he win?!
Question: Yoda...What are you smokin...pass it.
Answers: Yoda...What are you smokin...pass it.
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Bush. He would lie and tell us that they had weapons of mass destruction and that they were linked to Al Qaeda and behind the 9/11 attacks. The American people, out of fear would fall in line and then let him spend several trillion dollars waging war against them. Despite 7 years of no real progress, he would declare that his strategy is working and leave office without so much as slap on the wrist. I mean, who's gonna stop him? The Democrats? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You're funny! Replubicans with integrity and a conscience? Aw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, you're funny.
Yoda. He can use the force. That's way more powerful then wizard magic.