Why does Superman wear tights and his underwear over his clothes?!
Question: Also, he didn't exactly have a choice about what he got to wear. His foster mother Martha Kent knitted the longjohns out of indestructible yarn she got by unweaving his baby blankets that he was wrapped in when he came from Krypton. So blame it on her.
Besides, when you're as super as he is, nobody dares to laugh at you.
"Hey, look at that guy! He has his underwear on the outside!"
"Hey, you look really stupid!"
SF/X: SIZZLE WITH HEAT VISION
S F/X: HEAD COMES FLYING CLEAN OFF DUE TO SUPER PUNCH.
"Anybody else think my uniform looks dumb?"
"No, Mister Superman Sir! We'll all wear ours that way from now on!"
"Good."
6 JAN 08, 0123 hrs, GMT.
Answers: Also, he didn't exactly have a choice about what he got to wear. His foster mother Martha Kent knitted the longjohns out of indestructible yarn she got by unweaving his baby blankets that he was wrapped in when he came from Krypton. So blame it on her.
Besides, when you're as super as he is, nobody dares to laugh at you.
"Hey, look at that guy! He has his underwear on the outside!"
"Hey, you look really stupid!"
SF/X: SIZZLE WITH HEAT VISION
S F/X: HEAD COMES FLYING CLEAN OFF DUE TO SUPER PUNCH.
"Anybody else think my uniform looks dumb?"
"No, Mister Superman Sir! We'll all wear ours that way from now on!"
"Good."
6 JAN 08, 0123 hrs, GMT.
because he's a nerd.
So you can see his package better.
Superman is VERY modest.
Flying makes a feller mighty cold at night.
Because, this is something that the magazines never show you, he's retarded. J/K
xD
The first question to make me laugh today.
Because that's the way he's drawn.
Next question.
If this is a serious question, I have a serious answer. Superman super-compresses his clothes and puts them in a secret pocket in his cape.