Athiests story?!


Question: Heard the funniest athiest story last night. 10 points if you can tell me who said it.
So I am in the airport, and standing next to this guy.After a while he just turns to me with this face that looks like he is turning into a werewolve, and sneezes. He doesn't even try to cover it with his hand cup it with his arm. It was just a wall of 'debris' flying toward me. So I turn to him and say "GOD BLESS YOU". But it had the tone of "Next time cover you fu**ing mouth". The guy turns to me and without any consideration for my pokiteness of not punching him, says "I'm an athiest." Then he starts questioning me about my religion. So I tell him I was raised Catholic. Then he asked me "So what do you believe happens after you die?" "Well, after a long fulfilling life, I guess my 'soul' will go up to heaven, and all my ancestors will be there. They'll be like, 'Hey you, you, good to have you. Look who's dead. Come here, float on over here." And he looks at me and he laughs.


Answers: Heard the funniest athiest story last night. 10 points if you can tell me who said it.
So I am in the airport, and standing next to this guy.After a while he just turns to me with this face that looks like he is turning into a werewolve, and sneezes. He doesn't even try to cover it with his hand cup it with his arm. It was just a wall of 'debris' flying toward me. So I turn to him and say "GOD BLESS YOU". But it had the tone of "Next time cover you fu**ing mouth". The guy turns to me and without any consideration for my pokiteness of not punching him, says "I'm an athiest." Then he starts questioning me about my religion. So I tell him I was raised Catholic. Then he asked me "So what do you believe happens after you die?" "Well, after a long fulfilling life, I guess my 'soul' will go up to heaven, and all my ancestors will be there. They'll be like, 'Hey you, you, good to have you. Look who's dead. Come here, float on over here." And he looks at me and he laughs.

OOOOOOOOOOH
Dane Cook said that one
^-^ I love Dane Cook, he is so awsome

ha ha! how funny!

wow. But this man was obviously not an athiest. Athiests dont believe in afterlifes...at all. They believe you die, and thats it.

thats great

Dane Cook said that damn I love that hilarious jokes man he's crazy but in a funny way! The best of the best!



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