Theoretically speaking... who would win in a knife fight pitting cookie monster !
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The Grouch would win!! The guy lives in a trash can, and comes from a place called Grouchland where every bodies pissed off, I'm sure they have knife fights there all the time. Who is the Cookie monster? A blue crack head for cookies? I'd never bet on a crack head unless they were racing, and you know they can run. My monies on the grouch... nuff said!!!
Theoretically speaking - Cookie Monster....
the grouch, he's wearing body armor.
Well, it would depend....I personally think the grouch unless his antidepressant and Valium has kicked in that day. But on any other day definitely the grouch ...UNLESS he is holding Cookie Monsters cookies hostage..then Cookie Monster might have enough gumption to take out the grouch...
I would have to say the cookie monster. His hands are always so wild. He knows how to throw around those cookies so he'll know how to throw around a knife. {team Cookie Monster}
Hands down, the Grouch. He's got the skills to pay the bills. Living on the streets in garbage ain't no picnic, yo. Meanwhile the pampered Cookie Monster gets fatter and fatter eating all them cookies. He's out of shape and not street wise. He's a pony boy. My money is on the trashman.
Then again, I think Elmo could take both of them. He's a bad a $ $.
it would all depend on what they are fighting for...if a cookie was involved i'm sure cookie monster would play dirty and beat the crap out of the grouch...however is no cookie is involved then the grouch would win hands down because unless there are cookie's involved the cookie monster is sort of an idiot (no offense to cookie monster fans). so since you didn't mention any cookie's being involved for this particular fight i'd say the grouch would definatly win.
I'm going cookie monster on this one.... The Grouch is a mean one sure, but Cookie Monster is F'ing Nuts!!! There's no reasoning with a man with an obsession for cookies!!
I think the grouch would scare the hell out of cookie monster. Cooke monster doesn't seem like a fighter, but I'm sure he'd get pissed if the grouch ate all of his cookies just to be an ***. Personally, Big Bird and Snuffy could come by and take them both out.