More in the epic Cancerous Whale series - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?!?!
Question: A whale that has cancer
is not of much good use,
it flails around and shakes the ground
even more-so than a moose!
Cancerous whales are tragic
heroes, in the plays -
they make me cry some emo tears
and bleed for the rest of my days.
Answers: A whale that has cancer
is not of much good use,
it flails around and shakes the ground
even more-so than a moose!
Cancerous whales are tragic
heroes, in the plays -
they make me cry some emo tears
and bleed for the rest of my days.
You're a freak of nature,
with a really bad disease
WHO THE HELL TALKS TO THEMSELVES?!
Go kill yourself, if you please.
I would totally answer this in verse,
But I haven't got any skills.
Now I'm going to steal a hearse,
And...somethingsomethingsomething that rhymes with "skills."
<3 me some cancerous whales!