Harry Potter Spoiler?!
Question:
Harry Potter Spoiler?
I have read the book and to stop your rumors this is what happened. Harry potter and Professor Umbrage get married and have 37 kids. Voldermort becomes a hippie and releases a top selling concept album about the power of love. Fitch marries his cat. Ron gets killed by a chiwawa. Hermione turns herself into a margarita and can never change back. Dumboldore is reincarnated as a golden retriever. Snape finds his true calling as a shrimp fisherman. And Longbottom becomes world dictator.
Answers:
Awsome. I knew Longbotton would get somewhere in life.