A Funny for the Ladies.........?!

A Funny for the Ladies.........?

Dear Kotex,
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panti-liner
had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and
feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...
Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but Go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess
what............

3 days ago
, the only activities that interest me is eating, sleeping, bitching or crying for no apparent reason.. .and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activity????? Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their
feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates.
Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand
that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention
rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.
It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley
faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the
packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.

3 days ago
There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink
package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why
don't ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package &
announce that...helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!
So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the
smiley faces and shove them right up your ***!

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot
of Vodka to your packages instead?

3 days ago
uhmmmm poco? It's in jokes and riddles hun. I came across it, found it quite funny and posted it, I don't live by it.

hahahaha! i've read this one before and it never gets old. that is SO true. whoever thought of that is obviously not female. why not add easy recipes for chocolate chip cookies or which store has the best triple chocolate lava cake?