The joke about the father?!

The joke about the father?

A blonde and a father was in an airport. The blonde was looking rather scared as they went through the doors because she was carrying a hairdryer and thought customs would take it off her. She quickly turned to the father and said "father, can I ask you a favour?" he said "yes of course my dear"
"right, i have this hairdryer and I'm not sure if they will let me take it through customs. I was wondering if you could for me as they would not suspect you."
"Yes I will take it for you my dear, but I must warn you; I will NOT lie" and he hid it underneath his robes. As they got near customs, the blonde let the father go first. "well father, have you got anything to declare?" asked a guard. "from the tip of my head to my waist, I have nothing to declare." he said. "and what about from your waist to the floor?"
"i have a lovely little instument designed to be used on a lady, but is - to date - unused" the guards let them through laughing. "God bles you father, God bless you"

3 days ago
im sorry if i offend any people who are blonde - i didnt mean it personally - i couldnt exactly call the person mary any way! lol

hahahahah this one is really funny and a nice way to sneak thru custom