How might one go about milking a cow using only a pair of tongs,?!
Question:
How might one go about milking a cow using only a pair of tongs,?
12 suspiciously coloured mushrooms, a small Vietnamese man named Nguyen, a detached soiled toilet bowl, a copy of the US Patriot Act and an Eric Clapton CD?
Answers:
Use the tongs sparingly, or the cow might kick you over.
The mushrooms are used to keep the cow's attention while you get Nguyen to hold the milking pail under said cow teats. Just put the Clapton CD on "Lay Lady Lay" and that should chill everyone out. The Patriot Act is good for wiping up the mess afterwards.