Write a funny quote & star this question?!
Question:
Write a funny quote & star this question?
best answerer will get 10 points
Answers:
I've chosen Groucho Marx quotes:
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...
I shot my broker.
I never forget a face,but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
There's only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him,if he says "yes"you know he is a crook.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter,someday I intend reading it.