Designated Drunk?!


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Designated Drunk?

A man walks out of a bar and can barely walk. At times he starts crawling towards his car. Other times he just stands swaying in the parking lot. He makes it to his car and pulls the keys out of his pocket and tries to open the door. The keys keep falling to the ground and finally gets the door open. Across the street two cops are sitting watching everything this guy is doing. They are licking their chops. Finally, the man gets into his car and drives off. As soon as he exited the parking lot the cops turn on their sirens and pull him over. The cops pull him out of the car and give him field sobriety tests. He passes everything. Next they have him blow into the Breath Tester and blows zeros. What the heck is going on asks the cops. We saw you come out of the club highly intoxicated and drive off. Oh yeah replies the man, tonight was my duty to act drunk while everyone else drove home.


Answers:

I have heard that told so many ways so much better.

Thanks though.


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