A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel attached to his crotch.!
Question:
A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel attached to his crotch...?
The bartender looks up and asks the pirate, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate says, "Aaaaarrrrrr... it's driving me nuts!"
Sorry if you've already heard this one. :)
Answers:
funny but makes my ding dong feel weird like I hope it never happens to me.