Do not read if easily offended, 1 back for you soberphobe.?!
Question:
Do not read if easily offended, 1 back for you soberphobe.?
A naked woman slips in her bathroom, does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her f@nny. Her husband tries but can't budge her, so calls his mate who says" i'll go get a hammer, we can break the floor tiles and lift her." the husband says " ok i'll lick her ear & play with her t*ts while your gone." why? says his mate. the husband replies" if i can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen those tiles are f**king cheaper to replace.
Additional Details3 days ago
Hahaha, piscesburd is it to tame for you?????
3 days ago
Nanight soberphobe have a good one
Answers:
cheapskate! so thats what im getting myself into?
na-nights then. i gotta be up early x x