Did you see that?!


Question:

Did you see that?

Did you see that?

"No," the second guy says.

"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

"Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"See what?" the second guy asks.

"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."

"Oh."

A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

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A guy and his wife were sitting around visiting.
Out of the blue, he said, "Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry.

So as soon as I'm gone, I want you to sell all my stuff."

She asked, "Now, why would you want me to do that?".

He replied, "Well, I don't want some other a s s hole using all my stuff."

She said, "What makes you think I'd marry ANOTHER a s s hole?


Answers:

Funny. Thanks for putting a smile on my face even though I just failed my first semester exam.

good luck.


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