When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I'll have some questions???!
Question:
When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I'll have some questions???
Why do we call them elevators when they go up AND DOWN?
What do you call tights that are too big for you?
What if we run out of hypothetical questions?
Does wild rice have to be hunted?
When your palm itches, it means that you're about to make money. What does it mean when your butt itches?
If we don't say "amen," does God just keep on listening?
Why can't the chicken just appreciate the side of the road she's on?
3 days ago
Well Tiff, everytime I c yu scratching yur butt, I better run...
Lemme know if this made yu lauf...
3 days ago
I mean... Lemme know if these "questions" made yu all lauf...
Answers:
haha, thats kinda funny. i got an answer 4that butt q.; it means yr about 2take a crap. i actually made myself laff w/ my thot on that 1.
hm, mayb i shouldnt have read this joke, now i feel like i gotta go 2the washroom, lol. im serious, playing the game 'pootris' gave me the same result, LOL.