Tell me if this is funny and tell me a joke for 10 pts?!


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Tell me if this is funny and tell me a joke for 10 pts?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Im the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. Your Mom, shes the administrator of the money, so well call her the Government. Were here to take care of your needs, so well call you the people. The nanny, well consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, well call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father,

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2 days ago
"Dad, I thin k I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep $hit."


Answers:

omg soooo funny!!!! I have a joke.
There were three guys lost on an island. As they were walking about in the woods, they were ambushed by a load of tribsemen. They pleaded "please dont kill us!" So the tribe took them to thier leader. He said we will let you free...only if u do two tasks for me and survive." The three men nodded. "Right" said the tribe leader. "your first task is to go and collect ten of one particular fruit." The three men ran off into the forest and started searching. After about half an hour, the first man came back. He had brought ten apples. "here you are" he panted. "I have brought ten apples." The tribe leader smiled nastily. "Right" he saud "you can only go if you can get each of those apples up your bum. And you have to be quiet else you will be killed..." "oh God!" squealed the man. the first apple went in no problem...then the second...but with the third he let out a squeal of pain and he was instantly killed. The jsecond man came back carrying berries. "I have brought you ten berries." He was told to do the same task as the first gut. He smiled to himself. This should be easy... One...two...three...four...fiv... and before he put the tenth one in, he started to laugh and he was instantly killed...
The first and second guy met in heaven... "Why did you laugh? you almost got away with it!!" said the firstperson. "Icouldnt help it!" laughed the second person. "I saw the third guy coming with pinnapples!"


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