Would you join the mafia if you had the chance?!

Would you join the mafia if you had the chance?

I had the chance once to join the mafia!
I remember I was pretty down!
I was living outside a seedy dive outside of Chicago.
When I was approached by a no good, wearing pin strips and a big brim hat.
I saw the danger in his eyes as he approached, he was 6 &1/2 feet tall, he was a big guy. he told me that if I gave him $50 right now, that I would be allowed to be a member of the mafia. I believed him! And took on the name "Bob the Butcher" I never saw him after that, I never saw my 50 again EITHER!
Heh, wait a minute, I just looked at your avatar, that WAS you!
Where's my pin-stripe suit you promised me? AND don't forget my big brim hat!