Any good jokes?!

Any good jokes?

I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "
Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse ****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn.

My car was parked around the corner.