Why did the chicken cross the road! not another chicken joke yea?!
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Why did the chicken cross the road! not another chicken joke yea?
Aries: Chickens born under the sign of Ares possess a pioneering determined spirit, who wish to make their mark on the world. They cross the road to assert themselves and seek action, daring and adventure.
Taurus: Taurus chickens feel unsettled unless comfortable. They will cross only if there is more security on the other side or to obtain material possessions.
Gemini: They are highly restless and are always seeking a wide variety of contrasting experiences. They cross because they do not know what is on the other side and to avoid the boredom of their mundane existence.
Cancer: While having a tough shell-like exterior, Cancer chickens are very sensitive and vulnerable. They a constant and urgent need to feel safe and always act defensively. They will only cross the road when there is danger to themselves or others on this side.
Leo: Leo chickens need to shine, and greet opportunities with fervour and vitality. They will cross the road with great enthusiasm for the opportunities it provides.
Virgo: Virgo chickens strive for perfection. They are very poultriatarian and will usually cross for the good of other chickens, or simply because the other side is cleaner.
Libra: Libra chickens are compelled to think carefully before making any decision. Libra chickens are prone to stop in the middle of the road to try to decide which way to go, making crossing the road always a considerable risk to themselves and others.
Scorpio: Scorpios are uncompromising, and stick to any commitment they have made. They cross because they promised to do so.
Sagittarius: These chickens are restless and visionary. They cross the road because of a passion to see more of the world, and a spirit which longs to be free.
Capricorn: Capricorns are very ambitious and are always striving to reach the top of the coop. They cross because they must to achieve the success they feel should be theirs and because it is the proper or correct thing to do.
Aquarius: Chickens born under the sign are always experimenting to discover their own identity. They will cross because it is forbidden to do so and by doing so it will be easier for others to do so in the future.
Pisces: Pisces chickens' imagination is so strong that it frequently merges with fantasy. They usually cross because they had a vision telling them that this is the means to the happiness they are striving to achieve.
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