If any of these jokes have made you irritated, see red, or get upset ...?!
Question:
If any of these jokes have made you irritated, see red, or get upset ...?
Aries: (I'll have to hide now.... but I know that they will forgive me in a few minutes).
Taurus: Humour is supposed to be astrologically good for you, so remember that I'm doing you a favour by posting these here (*whew, I wouldn't like to be at the receiving end of the Taurean anger*)
Gemini: you guys prefer to be the ones talking, so I bet that you don't really want to be listening to my apologies.
Cancer: Don't cry, we still love you. So please come out of that shell !
Leo: Humility is the astrological lesson that you have to learn in this life, so laughing at yourself is the best way to start !
Virgo: You are so precisely aware of your each and every fault. But you're probably still mad... hey, you don't have the monopoly for criticism, you know !
Libra: Yes, I do know that on one hand, these jokes generalize too much and may not always be fair, but on the other hand... (Maybe I should just pretend to lose this argument, then the Librans will take my side to even the odds...)
Scorpio: You guys don't know how to laugh at yourself. Realize that this is a weakness. (Scorpios weak ?!? ahh... now I can see them trying hard to laugh at themselves).
Sagittarius: You have the best sense of humour in the zodiac, so I doubt that you got offended. Anyway, you end up unintentionally offending others with your bluntness, so it's about time someone showed you how it feels !
Capricorn: Sorry mr. (or ms.) goat, you have to stop being so serious and let your inner sense of humour shine !
Aquarius: I know that you're wondering why on earth we all think that Aquarians are weird... well, you'll never figure this one out.
Pisces: You are the most tolerant and understanding sign of all... so live up to that reputation and don't get mad at me !!
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wow...jokes on the zodiacal scale now...gotta wonder then, what must that laff track sound like, eh?!