You know you're a redneck when...?!


Question:

You know you're a redneck when...?

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the supermarket

the haloween pumpkin onthe porch has more teeth than your wife

the value of your truck depends on how much gas is in it

you bring your dog to work with you

you have 5 cars that are immobile and a house that isn't

you mow the lawn and find a car

your front porch collapses, and more than six dogs are killed

your moms lost at least one tooth opening a bottle of beer

your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive

you dated your daddies current wife at high school

you think a volve is part of a womens anatomy

your wifes best shoes have steel toe caps

you've ever used lard in bed

your grandma has ammo on her christmas list

you owe the tatooist more than your annual salary


Answers:

HAHhaah! funny...


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