Who is the stig??????!


Question: Who is the stig!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?…
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Some say his teeth glow in the dark, and that if you tune your radio to 88!.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts!. All we know is, he’s called The Stig!.
Some say if you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest, and that he once punched a horse to the ground!. All we know is, he’s called The Stig!.
Some say his tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds, and that his first name really is The!. All we know is, he’s called The Stig!.
Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system, and that jimmy Carter wants him dead!. All we know is, he’s called The Stig!.
Some say his heart ticks like a watch, and that he can smell corners!. All we know is, he’s called The Stig!.
Some say he is the only person in the world who can move fast enough to beat Chuck Norris, and that his he has worn his helmet so often that if you see him without it, he'll be after you in a Bugatti Veyron!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say his mother was a cheetah and his tail was surgically removed!.!.!. all we know is that he's called the Stig!.
Some say that he is the secret lover of Britney Spears, and that he has been locked up at Area 51 for 20 years!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that he's the secret love child of Michael Schumacher and Sabine Schmidt, and that when he brakes hard milk comes out of his nose!.!.!. all we know is that he's called The Stig!.
Some say that he speaks through his knees, and that he drinks bottled water in cans!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that his body fluids will help Jenson Button finish races and that if he was a Beatle, he'd be Ringo!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say he chases moose, and swims up river in mating season!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say he can start a car by frantically stroking the exhaust pipe and that he once lifted his visor in public to reveal a face with a speedo and rev counter where his eyes should have been!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that if he eats a squirrel, he will be able to talk for three minutes and that he once kissed a whale!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that he has petrol flowing through his veins instead of blood and that he was officially the last king of Scotland!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say he speaks all the languages of the world and he's following some lessons to forget one or two of them!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that he enjoys the company of frogs, and that his testicles are on upside down!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say his bones can amplify wireless signals, and that on a good day, he can rebuild a Formula 1 engine mid-race!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name!. All we know is, he's called cuddles!.
Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs!.!.!. all we know is, he's called the Stig!.

The Stig is The StigWww@Enter-QA@Com

The black suited stig was ex racing driver Perry Mcarthy
White one has been Ben Collins but they now change the stig regularly since Perry got fired after revealing he was the stig in his autobiography!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ben Collins, a well known racing driver!. Although sometimes Ferrari, Aston, etc will supply a works driver if the car is particularly valuable, then they just dress like The StigWww@Enter-QA@Com

Some say he lost a canoe in the North East and he once spent time in a prison in Canterbury because his Teddy was called the baby Jesus!.!.!.!. But all we know is he's called The Stig!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some say he's Jeremy Clarksons illegitimate daughter!. All we know is he's called something Nordic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It changes constantly!.
Ben Collins was The Stig, until he told people he was!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ahh The Stig ! The face-less one ! I'd LOVE to have his job !Www@Enter-QA@Com

Barry Manillow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i only know one and that's Stig of the dump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmmmmmm, I always thought it was Eddie Irvine, Www@Enter-QA@Com

no one!.!.!.!.!. will ever know!.!.!.!.!.!.
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hes an unknown driver on top gear Www@Enter-QA@Com

I know who it is, he's a friend of my brother!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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