Celeb pickup line????????????? FUNNY!?!


Question: Celeb pickup line!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUNNY!!?


"I heard this pickup line that goes like; hey baby, do you like water!? Well then you love 80% of my body!" - David Archuleta

" i got a libray card and im checking you out" - Joe jonas


whts other pickup lines u heard!? celeb or not celeb!.
whts the worst or corniest!?
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Answers:
HEHEHEHE!.!.!.

i'm such a dork that I'm actually researching this!.

but anyway, some that make me chuckle are!.!.

"do you have a map!? because im getting lost in your eyes!.!."

"excuse me but i think i dropped something, MY JAW!"

"your mama must have been a baker because you've got some nice buns!." BARF!.


anyway those are my favourite (and most cheesy)
and a celeb wouldn't use those, because that wouldn't make them a celebrity!.

anyways, HOPE I HELPED!

EDIT: oh wait, I found one that was actually really sweet!.!.
" The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name"
AWW!.!.!. that would work on me!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't know but i like pick-up lines!.!. here are some
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again!?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha i love those, i had heard the joe one before of course but david archuleta is hilarious!

nicks is "slow down sugar, im a diabetic"

and "are you a parking ticket!? Cuz u got 'fine' written all over you"

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love the one David said haha!! of course i heard it before <3
uhhh
let me think!.!.!.
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again"
^^ that one gets me everytime haha
"I forgot my phone number can i have yours"
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

MAN: "Do you know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower!. The other 7% sing!. Do you know what they sing!?"
WOMAN: "No!."
MAN: "Really!? Then you must be one of the 93%!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

UGH!.!.!.!.are those even real lines!? they are corny (especially Joe Jonas',well, the Jonas Bros are always corny)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL cool question
I heard that Nick Jonas' is "Slow down sugar, because I'm diabetic" - I thought that was funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

what happened to jonas brothers and pushplayWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like will smith's, have i seen u somewhere be4, oh that's right, u were in the dictionary next to KABLAM!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha i uaually get the good ol fashion hey sexyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha
i love david and joe!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"are you wearing moon pants because your booty is out of this world!."
haha!.
<3Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think the pick - up line from David Archuleta and cheesy!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Those aren't funny at all!. I'd probably laugh if a guy used either of those lines with me!.!.!.and then I'd walk away!.

xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Do you believe in love at first sight!.!.!.
Or should I walk by again!?
Best one ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

they are not funny and Jonas Brothers Suck!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.love the water one!


heres one: I'll be ur burger king and you be my dairy queen!.!.you'll treat me right and i'll do it ur way!.!.

=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

a corny one is when a guy says "did it hurt" and you say what!. and they say "when you fell from heaven!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

i like the one that joe said it is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

are you a crayola!? cuz your giving color to my life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ur eyes remind me of starsWww@Enter-QA@Com

corny - i lost my number!.!. can i have yours!?
funny- nice legs!.!.!.!.what time do they openWww@Enter-QA@Com



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