What was your favorite George Carlin routine?!
Question: What was your favorite George Carlin routine!?
Now that the finest American humorist of the last half century has died, what routine or joke of his do you like the best!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I loved his routine on "Stuff"!.!.!.!. My stuff is stuff!.!.!.everyone elses stuff is junk!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
From "Airline Announcements" -- "This next sentance really drives me nuts, 'Before leaving the aircraft, please check around your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you might have brought on board!.' Well lets start with 'Immediate seating area,' SEAT! It's a god dammed seat! Check around your SEAT! 'For any personal belongings' Well what other kind of belongings are there besides personal!? Public belongings!? Do these people acctualy thing I'd walk onto the plane with a fountain I stole from the park!? 'That you might have brought on board' Well!.!.!.!.!.!.I might have brought my arrowhead collection, I didn't, SO I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR IT! I'm going to look for things I brought on board! Might inhance my chances of finding it!" - - - - R!.I!.P!. George, thanks for making me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked his occasional one-liners that could have you on the floor because of some shock ending, like:
"My grandfather used to say something!.!.!.my grandfather used to say, "GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!"
or
"My grandfather used to say something!.!.!.my grandfather used to say, "I'm going upstairs to **** your grandma!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"My grandfather used to say something!.!.!.my grandfather used to say, "GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!"
or
"My grandfather used to say something!.!.!.my grandfather used to say, "I'm going upstairs to **** your grandma!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i loved everything!.!.!.!.I was gonna post a similar question, pertaining to the Godfather of Comedy, buit decided when I read your question, not to!. sooooo
road rage , stuff, and the infamous SEVEN DIRTY WORDS YOU CANT SAY ON TV, ( BUT DO ANYWAY!)
C*NT
MOTHERF*CKER
C*CK
P*SSY
gODDAM*T
AN*S
DONT REMEMBER THE OTHER ONE, IF i GOT THEM ALL CORRECT!.
May you make peace with God and may you leave all the angels laughin'!.!.!.
Rest in peace, O Godfather Of Comedy!.!.!.!.
You made us laugh til we cried,
and made us laugh some more!.
You can now rest, o weary trubedour of Truth,
and may Sam Kinnisson
Lead you in!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
road rage , stuff, and the infamous SEVEN DIRTY WORDS YOU CANT SAY ON TV, ( BUT DO ANYWAY!)
C*NT
MOTHERF*CKER
C*CK
P*SSY
gODDAM*T
AN*S
DONT REMEMBER THE OTHER ONE, IF i GOT THEM ALL CORRECT!.
May you make peace with God and may you leave all the angels laughin'!.!.!.
Rest in peace, O Godfather Of Comedy!.!.!.!.
You made us laugh til we cried,
and made us laugh some more!.
You can now rest, o weary trubedour of Truth,
and may Sam Kinnisson
Lead you in!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think I loved them all!.
And I just posted a similar question to this one!.
Like I said in my question the one that really sticks out in my head is the one where it goes:
"I gotta take a sh*t"
"Well don't take one of mine!. I only got two left and I'm saving 'em for the weekend"Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I just posted a similar question to this one!.
Like I said in my question the one that really sticks out in my head is the one where it goes:
"I gotta take a sh*t"
"Well don't take one of mine!. I only got two left and I'm saving 'em for the weekend"Www@Enter-QA@Com
its hard to say!. everything that came out of his mouth was brilliant!. i would cry i was laughing so hard!. he was the best!. i hate that he's gone so soon!. their was much more to come that i would had loved to hear what he had to say about!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My favorite was the song, "Vatican Rag"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked almost everyhing he did!. But if I had to pick a favorite, The seven words you can't say on TV!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
RIP George, I loved you!.
I like his attacks on religion!.!.!.lol!. He had a routine about how it made a lot more sense to worship the sun!.!.!.that was definitely right on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like his attacks on religion!.!.!.lol!. He had a routine about how it made a lot more sense to worship the sun!.!.!.that was definitely right on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
His Napalm & Silly Putty era!.
His skits on road rage and traffic anger!.
"No, you go!! You're not gonna let me go! YOU GO!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
His skits on road rage and traffic anger!.
"No, you go!! You're not gonna let me go! YOU GO!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
too hard to just pick one, comparing baseball to football was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
The one about "stuff"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are all diseased in My opinion was his bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
none, he's a fowl mouth!Www@Enter-QA@Com