I've not seen Elvis for a while - has anything happened to him?!
Question: according to a certain tabloid he is on the moon flying a Lancaster Bomber...............LOL
Answers: according to a certain tabloid he is on the moon flying a Lancaster Bomber...............LOL
Sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but he died in 1977.
are you being serious?
He's left the building.
Nah hes just working in my local maccy d`s! Hes fine!
He died about 20 years ago.
Um, sorry to break such news to you, and you may be a little late with the news. HE DIED IN 1977.
god, seriously people!!
He was abducted by aliens
He, working down our local chippy
hes on the loo at the mo mate
hang on
(knock knock)
Elvis ,u OK mate?
elv,u giving birth in there or what?
Elvis save some of that sandwich for me you fat git
no hes still busy mate id give it a while if i were you
I hope your TRYING to be funny, and not stupid, the king died 1977.
I'm surprised no one else saw him the other night in the back row of the audience section on the live set of "Dancing With the Stars". He was really rooting for Priscilla and offered her his Blue Suede Shoes for next week's performance !!
Funny you should say that, he was just around my house the other week
He is out to see on a cruise with that Scientology leader who helped him escape. Oh, Elrod Hubbard, I think his name is. They went to visit Michael Jackson. They have been trying to get Jacko to get some more plastic surgery & hand out with them but he says " I won't do it until I don't have to movies anymore".
Hes working in our chip shop
Gone on his Hols.
He's in the bathroom,i need to use it but the selfish sod won't open the door
he was having his hair cut. but he left the building . not seen him since? may be you could email him on elvis presley00@yahoo.co. heaven
Elvis left the building some time back
Last time I knew, he was flipping burgers at McDonalds!
He died in 1977 to drug overdose. He was buried in Memphis along with a bag of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
he is dead...!