What is the best way to deter paparazzi?!
Question: Nude fat bodyguards.
Answers: Nude fat bodyguards.
Set your Alsatians on them grrrrrrrr
Throw feces at them.
Pepper Spray and a Cold Hose.... brrrrr!
Best of both worlds
Be boring. Don't do anything stupid. Keep your cool. Act like regular people do. (people that know how to use good sense)
Not be famous. it works for me!
Be boring. Stand still and do nothing. What's there to photograph?
Have a large network of people spread the word that you'll be somewhere on the other end of town. Hire a look-a-like to leave before you.
Kick 'em in the groin and run for your life!
No, really, make faces for them so that they'll get published and those petty, mean girl, gossip writers can make up a story and you can lie by your pool and laugh for the day at the stupidity of it all.