What's your favorite Jonas Brothers quote?!


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i think just like everything they say is absoultley HYSTERICAL!!!!!! especially joe!! hahah!!

no i dont have a 3rd arm ... silly fans
CORN POPSSS BOYZZ!!
i am DANGER!!!

here is a whole like list !! http://www.movietome.com/people/595609/j...

I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!

"slow down sugar, im diabetic" -nick jonas

"we read all your comments, and they are like 'omg nick. your so hott'" -joe jonas

"no i dont have a 3rd arm! silly fans" -jonas jonas

"i want to record a song w/ MJ, but i want a wall between us. " -joe jonas

"yo, thats illogical" -nick jonas

"hi, im kevin jonas, and i would like to sell you a car!" -joe jonas

"hi, i'm kevin jonas and i would like to sell you a car!!" - joe jonas.. LOL!!

"If you could be any color crayon, which color would you be?"
Kevin: "Green"
Nick: "Royal Blue"
Joe: "Orangeblackwhiteclear"
ha. i was dying for centuries!

and::
"i have a crush on jessica alba. i met her once, and told her i'd see her at our wedding" - joe

"It doesn't matter if the world is pulling you down, with Christ, you have everything!" - Nicholas Jonas

"Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it." - Nicholas Jonas

"I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us." - Joe Jonas

"My name's Mufasa, I'm the king of the land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!" - Kevin Jonas

"AWKWRD!"-Joe
"Limited Too"-Joe
"Can you show me where the swimming pool is?"-Joe


Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

"I believe I make sense to yo mama." - Kevin


Interviewer: "What's your favorite color?"
Joe: "Transparent."

"So, a guy walks into a grocery store, asks for a glass of milk, they're like, phh! We don't got glasses here." - Joe

I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the 'afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobi... - Joe

Say you're riding your bicycle down the street and a tire pops. Hold on. To your bike. This is 'Hold On.' I'm gonna try to figure out what this song's really about." - Joe

Interviewer: "Can you guys introduce yourselves?"
Kevin: "OK. What's up everybody? I'm Kevin."
Nick: "What's up guys? I'm Nick."
Joe: "Hey, guys, I'm Enrique Iglesias."

hey kevin watcha doin in there? (Joe)
uh... you know... stuff (Kevin)
awkward!! (Joe)

look at nick... what a stud muffin!!! (Joe)

akward...
-joe jonas

look at nick isnt he such a stud muffin.
-joe jonas

i hate it when you "touch me"
-joe jonas

and

maybe we'll keep burnin' up the charts?
-kevin jonas

"If you could be any color crayon, which color would you be?"
Kevin: "Green"
Nick: "Royal Blue"
Joe: "Orangeblackwhiteclear"

"dude i've been to the year 3000!" -Joe Jonas
"yo thats a logical i can't have it" -Nick Jonas

"so Kevin where've you been?" -Joe
"oh you know places....! -Kevin
"awkward!!" -Joe

corn pops boiiii!!! - joe jonas

no i don't have a 3rd arm silly fans! hahaha - joe jonas

yo! thats illogical i cant have it - nick jonas

im so hot just like a tamale.. so destructive just like a tsunami- nick j

my names mufasa im the king of the land ill come smack u with the back of my hand - kevin jonas

an egg doesnt say "crack this" - joe jonas

look at nick, hes such a stud muffin- joe jonas

i wonder if the muffin man has a grill, of course he has a gril for his muffins - joe jonas
you dont put muffins on a grill- kevin / nick jonas

I didn't even know they made quotes....

"AWKWAARD"- Joe jonas

" no i don't have a 3rd arm, silly fans! " Joe jonas

" Slow down sugar, I'm diabetic!" Nick Jonas

"I want to record a song with Michael Jackson, but i want a wall between us" Joe jonas

" Look at nick, he is such a studmuffin" Joe jonas


Too many to list!!!!

i luv them all the jobros are amazing!

"hey kevin, what have you been up to?"-joe
"you know stuff" 'kevin
"awkward!"-joe

"To the world, you may just be one person, but to one person, you may just be the world." - Kevin

"Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it." - Nick J

"I'll be standing at our Meet and Greets playing the air drums, and it actually makes sense in my head what I'm playing. But to everyone else, it just looks like I'm flinging my arms and spazzing out." - Nick J

"It doesn't matter if the world is pulling you down, with Christ, you have everything!" - Nick J

"Live at the top like you would at the bottom." - The JB's dad's motto, which they all live by.

"Corn Pops, boyzzzz!" - Joe

"Yeah, I'm so hot, just like a tamale...so destructive, just like a tsunami. And every time the Red Cross is there. 'Cuz that's how I be doin' things, because, Nick J is off the chain..." - Nick J + Joe, doing the Nick J Is Off The Chain rap.

I have ALOT.

Nick (To his brother, Joe): You're ideas are pointless.

Joe:(about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.

Joe: The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the phone.

Joe: When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it. I'm not shy about letting someone know I'm into her.

Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.

Joe: When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out.

Joe: I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.

Joe: Watch me do a flip.
(flips over on a couch falls on floor)
Joe:Oh crap.

Interviewer: Are there any instruments that you cannot play, but would like to learn someday?
Joe: Nick says violin, I would say ummm..the xylophone.
Nick: You can play the xylophone.
Joe: Fine, the zzz..uh..whats that crazy thing that they play in Jamaica? The bwwoooohhoooon (makes didgeridoo noise)
Nick: Jamaica! Its Australia dude!!
Joe: Oh...no i know, whats that thing they blow at?
Kevin and Nick: The didgeridoo.
Joe: The didgeridoo...I want..yeh..that was..that was sweet.
Nick: You said Jamaica..
Joe: No..but I want one from Jamaica...they get in Jamaica and then its from Jamaica.
Interviewer: Alright man, I think we're done..

Nick: People give us clothes to wear, which is really cool. It's like, "Free clothes!" I haven't actually purchased any clothes in about a year. We're blessed!

Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

We've been super busy.
Nick: No that sounds so lame "super busy".
Yeah but we've been super busy.
Nick: No, we've been really busy

Joe: I just found out the other day, like, putting a pop tar either in the microwave, or, like an oven, taste so much better.
Nick: Yeahh he just found that out.
Joe: I thought that was the way they were supposed to be made!
Nick: ...They're called POP tarts. xD
Joe: Yeah but you -- I, I didn't expect oh you know, that it doesn't say in the instructions to put this in the oven or microwave..
Nick: Yeah it does!
Kevin: Yeah it does.
Nick: It says on the whole back of the box
Joe: You ever read the directions?
Nick: It has all of the facts on the SIDE of the box
Joe: And an egg doesn't say crack this. It doesn't say that, does it?
Nick: No, cause you don't HAVE to do that

J&K: Nick thinks really loud.
Nick: Yeah, "I think really loud like, JOE! I had a great idea! GO GET CHEESEBURGERS! :D"

JB: We miss you and next time we see you were gonna attack you and jump on you and give you all hugs. We love you guys; yeah we love you so much!

Nick: "My pick up line is: Slow down sugar, cause I'm a diabetic!"

Joe, why are you so cute?
Nick: Yeah why are you so cute?
Joe: You know what, I ask myself that a lot, nah I'm just kidding I don't ask myself that.

Question: Nick would you date a fan?
Nick: Yeah I would, any day, anytime.

Question: Do you guys read?
Joe: Uhh I don't know how xD

Joe: Rice moves. Oh wait nice moves. I was like rice moves?! What kind of rice is that?....Don't eat it!!!
Kevin: So, I lose my SideKick the first day I get it.
Nick: He puts it on the counter, and was like "Oh, I might as well wash my hands!" Oop! (Buzzing sound) You know, it like, explodes.
Joe: and he's like "Joe, does my SideKick look bad to you?" And it was like, melting and the screen was like frizzing out...

Nick: I'll be standing at our Meet and Greets playing the air drums, and it actually makes sense in my head what I'm playing. But to everyone else, it just looks like I'm flinging my arms and spazzing out.

Nick: Yo stop ridin', so bumpy.

"so Kevin where've you been?" -Joe
"oh you know places....! -Kevin
"awkward!!" -Joe

"I have diabetes." - Nick
" YOU HAVE DIABETES!" Joe
"Yeah Joe,I do." Nick
"Isent that crazy." Joe

"Every studio needs a rubber chicken!" -Joe

"Yo,thats illogical,I cant have it." -Nick

"Have you ever googled google, then googled again?" -Joe

"I consume too much sugar. It's a problem. I need to stop."
-Kevin



Those are my fave quotes!! =)

"Hey I'm kevin" kevin
"I'm nick" Nick
"And i'm handsome" -joe

ahah

i dont have one

goshh theres so so so so many uhhmmm heres a few

"My name's Mufasa, I'm the King of the Land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!" - Kevin

Joe: "Dude, I came to the YEAR 3000!"
Nick: "Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it."

Interviewer: "So where do you guys like to shop?"
Nick: "Um, I don't shop."
Kevin: "Salvation Army... just kidding."
Joe: "Limited Too or Payless Shoes."

"Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!" - Joe

"I hate it when you touch me." - Joe

"I believe I make sense to yo mama." - Kevin

Interviewer: "What's your favorite color?"
Joe: "Transparent."

"No, I don't have a third arm. Silly fans." - Joe

Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?"
Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff."
Joe: "Awkward."

"I will destroy you, Jack Sparrow, with my fist of fury! Look at it, isn't it furious?" - Joe

"Look at Nick; he's a studmuffin." - Joe

"Some people may say it's dangerous to have umbrellas inside, but I AM danger!" - Joe

"So, a guy walks into a grocery store, asks for a glass of milk, they're like, phh! We don't got glasses here." - Joe

"Oh my gosh, Emily, are you alive? Aah! I think she's getting attacked by a cougar!" - Joe, in response to screaming fan on phone.

"My pick up line is, 'Slow down, sugar; I'm a diabetic!'" - Nick

"My hidden talent is... I can make pancakes appear." - Joe

"One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers." - Joe

"I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe. He was always getting in trouble." - Joe

"My favorite flirty line is: 'Hey, did you drop this?' Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, 'It fell out of your hair.'" - Joe

"When we're on the road touring, the three of us braid each others' hair." - Joe

"I've gone to the moon twice now. It's been very exciting. The first time it was filmed in a studio, and the second time we actually went." - Joe

"I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the 'afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobi... - Joe

"No one can touch my muscles." - Nick

"I'm gonna run in traffic!"
[Pause]
"There's no cars in Oklahoma!" - Joe

"Sometimes we run out of milk, and I just freak out. I'm like, 'WHERES MY MILK?!'" - Nick

"Frankie's not adopted, and we won't forget that, Frankie!" - Kevin

"Board games make me bored." - Nick

Interviewer: "Joe, what percent of the earth is covered in water?"
[Long Pause]
Joe: "I would have to go with B."

"It's so good it would be a zero hit!" - Frankie

Interviewer: "What are your favorite songs to perform?"
Joe: "'I want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah.' You guys haven’t heard it yet.”

"'I Love You' isn't something to say too quickly. It's not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You are two hundred percent happy and excited.” - Joe

"Every studio needs a rubber chicken." - Joe

"Now everyone has to stay off the roads!" - Joe (concerning his new driver's license)

"Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, 'Two miles, Starbucks.' He can smell it... and every time he's right." - Joe

"The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes. I'm an eyes guy." - Joe

Kevin: "That's definitely one of our dreams, to do a show in Central Park."
Joe: "A wedding."
Kevin: "A show, Joe."
Joe: "My wedding, just so everybody knows, is gonna be like a music wedding."
Kevin: "So it’s gonna be like a rock-opera wedding. That's gonna be so sweet."
Joe: "It's gonna be like I love you. Will you take me as your wife? Sure. I do I do."
Kevin: "That's what she'll say."

"All I want for Christmas is Joe Jonas." - Joe


"I watched Gilligan’s Island and Jurassic Park on the same day. And that night, I had a dream about a T-Rex eating Gilligan. I must’ve eaten bad food or something." - Kevin

"Hold on, Joe. Let everyone get their cameras and stuff, since you know this is going on Youtube." - Kevin

"Nicholas can’t have other people wearing his socks. If you put on his socks he’ll get upset, and it's really funny!" - Kevin

"Yeeahah, oh yeah, you know what that is... school, baby. WHOO!" - Joe


"Say you're riding your bicycle down the street and a tire pops. Hold on. To your bike. This is 'Hold On.' I'm gonna try to figure out what this song's really about." - Joe

[Word Association.]
Interviewer: "Frankie."
Joe: "Kid."
Kevin: "Boy."
Interviewer: "Joe."
Joe: "Man. Oh, I'm sorry, it wasn't my turn."

"We read all your comments. We look at all of them that are like, 'Oh my God, Nick, you're so hot. Oh!'" - Joe

"We just want to wish you guys a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Kwa-ziggy-ziggy-zam." - Joe

"It is September 16, 1923." - Joe

Interviewer: "Can you guys introduce yourselves?"
Kevin: "OK. What's up everybody? I'm Kevin."
Nick: "What's up guys? I'm Nick."
Joe: "Hey, guys, I'm Enrique Iglesias."

[Word Association Again]
Interviewer: "Tour."
Kevin: "Bus."
Joe: "I don't know why I said 'kill.' But that's the first thing I said."

Interviewer: "You guys just finished the Jingle Jam Tour; how was that?"
Kevin: "Awesome."
Nick: "It was so much fun. We had a blast."
Joe: "It was a blast. B-L-A-S-T. Double exclamation point."
Kevin: "Period."
Joe: "Dot dot dot."

"Yo, listen.
I'm Joe Jonas.
I'm your best friend.
Open the fridge.
Eat a chicken.
What's up?
7-Eleven might be down the street.
Beatboxing with my two feet.
Brand new feet.
When I was born, I walked down the room. I was like [beat].
My mom was like, 'Yo, that's crazy.'
And I'm like, 'Yeah, I'm a baby.'" - Joe

"I'm gonna kill you with my gun and drag you to the desert in the back of my car, and then I'm gonna take you back home and make sure you're OK, 'cause I'm gonna feed you some of my famous dumplin's. My momma makes the best dumplin's. She makes 'em in this sauce that makes 'em taste like spicy dumplin's..." - Joe (in a ridiculous southern accent)

Joe: "Be there."
Kevin: "Be there. Or be square."
Joe: "Be square. Like a box."
Kevin: "Like a - like a little box."
Joe: "Not a big one. A little one."

"CORN POPS, BOY!" - Joe

Interviewer: "What was the highlight of 2006?"
Kevin: "TRL." Joe: "Meeting Vanessa on TRL. We're still dating."

Joe: "Can I come out?"
Nick: "No."
Joe: [Crawls back into bus.]

Interviewer: "If there was a movie made of your life, who would you want to play you?"
Nick: "The kid from 'Finding Neverland.'"
Kevin: "I'd have Paul Wall play me."
Joe: "I would definitely say Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow playing me."

"WHERE YOU BEEN"-JOE "PLACES"-KEVIN "AWKWARD"-NICK AND JOE
LOLZ I LOVE IT CUZ it is so funny her is a link to the video so you can see it
http://devinnickjoekevin.vodpod.com/vide...
it is on my vod pod check out my other vids too!

yo, i know the muffin man! -joe jonas!!!

Yo, that's illogical, i can't have it!- Nick J

Corn Pops Boii!- Joe Jonas

Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, 'Two miles, Starbucks.' He can smell it... and every time he's right. - Joe

All I want for Christmas is Joe Jonas. - Joe

Joe: Watch me do a flip.
(flips over on a couch falls on floor)
Joe:Oh crap.

Have you ever googled google, then googled again?- Joe

Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.

"I am so sick of these Jonas brother knock off of the mmmmBOP kids" ----ME

We can't sing we just hire someone to sing for us and then we lipsync during shows-The whole band



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