Jonas Brothers QUOTES AND JOKES??!
Question: I LOVE THERE YOUTUBE VIDEOS
AND IM MAKING A SHIRT FOR THERE CONCERT 3/9/08
CAN U GUYS TELL ME THERE FUNNIEST QUOTES CUZ I BLANKED OUT!!!!
I LOVE "IM MUFASA IM THE KING OF THE LAND ILL COME SMACK YOU WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND" LOL OR
"IM GONNA KILL U WITH MY GUN AND TAKE YOU TO THE DESERT....."
Answers: I LOVE THERE YOUTUBE VIDEOS
AND IM MAKING A SHIRT FOR THERE CONCERT 3/9/08
CAN U GUYS TELL ME THERE FUNNIEST QUOTES CUZ I BLANKED OUT!!!!
I LOVE "IM MUFASA IM THE KING OF THE LAND ILL COME SMACK YOU WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND" LOL OR
"IM GONNA KILL U WITH MY GUN AND TAKE YOU TO THE DESERT....."
I typed up all my favorite quotes, here you go...
Kevin:
“We live a really awesome life” “We love doing it, it’s a blast for us”
“Ahhh this is old school!” “You know…stuff” “You look tan” “You gotta’ beat down the ladies with a stick now I’m sure” “Our album coming out and the fact that Joseph can do that” “I’d have to say…Salvation Army…no just kidding” “How ya’ll doin” “The first album I ever bought was a tape of MXPS” “We have a million songs on our iPods” “My childhood nickname was given to me Sherlock because I kinda’ talked about stuff as if I knew everything about it, and I really had no idea what I was talking about” “It’s true, Joe’s nickname was danger” “I like Mary-Kate” “The girls should dress like them” “We have the craziest little brother in the world” “Do you guys think we should have a silly string fight on stage?” “Favorite brand of shoes, I like boots” “I wish I was born in Egypt, I was born in Hacistack, New Jersey” “It’s W-G-O-O-P-S wagoops!” “I can smell the Starbucks” “Girls who have a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way” “I consume too much sugar. It’s a problem I need to stop” “That just bugs the fire out of me!”
Joe:
“Awkward” “So Nick…tell me about the thing you…wanted to talk about” “We are the champions…” “Hey guys I’m Arekay Alesis” “TRUE!” “B-L-A-S-T double exclamation point dot, dot, dot” “Someone gave us a foot actually” “I prefer medium, almost over a medium, like a medium middle…so like a medium rare” “Security please shut the door please” “Limited Too…or ummm…or Payless Shoes…I’m more of a Limited Too guy” “I’d definitely say Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow” “Orange, black, white, clear, dot, red” “You know that feeling when your phone is in your pants and it vibrates…it’s like ‘whoa I have my phone’” “Gorilla” “Frankie, kid…Joe, man” “Kill, that’s the first thing I though, I don’t know why” “I’m gonna’ kill you wit my gun and den I’m gonna’ put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to da desert. And den I’ll bring you back and make sure you’re alright ‘cuz I’ll feed you some of my famous dumplings my mom makes the best dumplings in the world” “No I don’t have a third arm, you silly fans, ha ha ha” “The doorbell… (girly voice) who is it?” “Hip hip hooray, in and out” “The first concert was the Jimmy Hendrix experience…nope I think it was Bob Marley…nope I think it was originally probably be umm…the Beatles” “The first cd…tape was of Britney Spears, I bought it at 7 11” “Danger” “When I can’t sleep at night I tend to do a 50 mile run” “I spend most money on shoes” “The secret that you don’t know about me is that I’m not a real person” “My secret is that I’m actually Superman, and I just haven’t told anyone yet, just watch out, bad guys beware, Superman is coming” “My toe is really funny looking” “Kevin does my hair, which is pretty sad. He did it like once, and it kinda’ was good at it. Not that I, I can do my own hair. Whatever” “Hi I’m Kevin Jonas I would like to sell you a car” “We read all your comments, we look at all of them that are like, ‘ohmygawd Nick you’re so hot!”’” “Sometimes the only way to win is to die trying” “If you can see us just write applesauce” “It was a joke Nick” “I’ve dated a couple girls I’ve never met before” “My hidden talent is: I…I can make pancakes appear” “Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head” “Look at Nick, he’s a stud muffin” “Be there, or be square, like a box, like a little box, not a big one! A little one” “CORN POPS!” “An egg doesn’t say crack this” “The Jonas Brothers are always in my computer” “I tried to climb the fence and I got tazered” “I think Taco Bell should sponsor us”
Nick:
“We definitely have a strong family base and it’s important to us and everything we do” “Old School” “I don’t shop actually” “I like Mary-Kate and Ashley…I like Ashley” “When I can’t fall asleep I usually try to get some food” “I spend most money on the iTunes store” “You look like a fool man” “Is this a harmonica?” “I’ll respond to your text messages baby” “Some of you think I don’t talk very much, kinda’ true, but it’s not because I don’t like to talk it’s just ‘cause I have nothin’ to say” “I’m kinda’ like a text messaging guy” “I love Germany, I hope to come back soon” “You missed the conversation Kevin” “I wanna’ date a girl with a big heart” “I like Nick, but my mom calls me Nick J.” “Dude, no one can touch my muscles” “I flipped it was so awesome!” “I’m the quiet one in a crowd, so I don’t have an easy time meeting new people” “Occasionally we run outta’ milk and I just freak out”
Conversations:
(1) JOE: Oh hey Kevin, what you doing in there?
KEVIN: You know…stuff.
JOE: Awkward
(2) KEVIN (Reading A Fan Question): Kevin, what’s this blue thing you’re wearing?
JOE: It’s like a…it looks like a table cloth.
(3) KEVIN: Dude you cannot lift your body!
JOE: I did not lift my body.
KEVIN: Everyone saw you lift your body.
JOE: No dude.
KEVIN (laughs): Like a hundred million people just saw you lift your body.
*NICK SHOWS UP*
KEVIN: Nick you missed our arm wrestle.
JOE: It was pretty sweet. Beat him.
NICK: Oh really.
KEVIN: By jumping on the table! Then he goes, no one saw, I didn’t jump on the table no one saw me do that, I’m like 100,000 people just saw you!
If you just want some cute slogans:
- When Life Gives You Lemons...Throw Them Back and Demand The Jonas Brothers Instead!
- Party Like a Jonas!
Hope this helps, or that you atleast get a couple ideas lol :)
their!
stop writing in all caps. Its terribly hard to read, and very tiring.
I've got a joke though...
MMkkkkk so the jonas brothers were walking and there were fans all around him. Whats wrong?
the fact that the jonas brothers have fans!
"Awkward..!"
Joe's like best quote. :D
corn pops boi!!!!!
make up something
"an egg doesnt say crack this!"
lol.i love that.
and them.
jonas brothers are ahhmazing!!
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okay i think i got a good one.
Why did the chicken cross the rode?
so he can meat up with nick for dinner.
"I consider "love" to be more then just a word."- Nick Jonas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=521me9DLE...
PS STOP WRITING IN CAPS LOCK AND PLEASE RE-ANSWER MY QUESTION!
"When life throws you lemons throw them back"
-Joe Jonas-
P.S. the jonas brothers have a gazillion fans so your joke isn't funny this is for cool somthing one of the commenters teh second one
Oh man I love theri qoutes espeacially on youtube. Their hilarious like the nick jonas show. When Joe gets mad,'' Turn it off!"Corn pops, boys!"Hi, i'm kevin jonas and like to sell you a car!" They are hilarious. check them out on youtube
its HILARIOUS when that girl is interviewing them on Youtube and she goes"do your best southern accent" nick goes "howdy,yall"so does kevin, then joe is like talking like some hick about to kidnapp some one and kill them aand take them to the desert and make them some dumpilin's! its sooo funny nick laughs really hard in that one. i also like when she asks"what is your favourite store"nick says "i dont shop" i forget what kevin says and joe says"limited too"! i was on the floor laughing!he is so funny! kevin is the cool one joe is the funny one and nick is the cute one! ahhh! =)