I need some funny celebrety jokes. Any cele'bs are fine.?!
Question: I know Paris Hilton jokes. This enough for you?
In the South Park episode titled "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," Hilton shows up in South Park to open a new store and attempts to purchase Butters after her dog Tinkerbell commits suicide. The episode culminates in a "wh***-off" competition which she loses to Mr. Slave when he fists her entire body into his rectum and she is never to be seen again.
Robot Chicken parodied the Paris Hilton sex tape in the episode Badunkadunk replacing Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon with Beastman and Teela from Masters of the Universe as well as mocking her role in The Simple Life.
In the computer-animated series Bratz, more specifically the episode "Kidnapped!", a parody character named London Milton appears as one of the guest characters.
In the The Simpsons episode "Homerazzi", Bart mocks "Paris Texan" (a Hilton parody character) in a store for the sex tape she was in.
In the MMOG World of Warcraft, Haris Pilton can be found in the World's End Tavern of the lower part of Shattrath City accompanied by her dog Tinkerbell, and her job tag reads "Socialite".
In The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, London Tipton, the daughter of the Tipton Hotel's rich owner, is a parody of Paris Hilton.
Shortly after Hilton was incarcerated in June 2007, a music video spoofing her jail sentence was released on the popular video-sharing website YouTube. Featuring a Paris Hilton lookalike extolling the virtues of jail to the tune of her song "Stars Are Blind", the video achieved instant notoriety, garnering over three million hits in five days.
Paris is briefly spoofed in the 2007 film Epic Movie walking out of a clothes store and uttering, "I'm so hot!", before she is crushed to death by one of the film's protagonists, and her dog Tinkerbell wandering away.
On the soap opera As the World Turns, a self-obsessed socialite is named "Vienna Hyatt," played by Ewa da Cruz.
In the 2004 comedy, White Chicks, spoiled heiresses Brittany and Tiffany Wilson are parodies of Paris and Nicky Hilton. The theme song to The Simple Life, The Penfifteen Club's "Hey Ms. Hilton", was even re-recorded by the band themselves, as "Hey Ms. Wilson".
Surreal Drag Performer Time Out Russella has devised a 45 minute musical stage play saturising the life of Paris Hilton. Loosely based on the Charles Dickens novel A Christmas Carol the play takes the view that Paris Hilton is required in society to keep depressing news off the front pages.
Answers: I know Paris Hilton jokes. This enough for you?
In the South Park episode titled "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," Hilton shows up in South Park to open a new store and attempts to purchase Butters after her dog Tinkerbell commits suicide. The episode culminates in a "wh***-off" competition which she loses to Mr. Slave when he fists her entire body into his rectum and she is never to be seen again.
Robot Chicken parodied the Paris Hilton sex tape in the episode Badunkadunk replacing Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon with Beastman and Teela from Masters of the Universe as well as mocking her role in The Simple Life.
In the computer-animated series Bratz, more specifically the episode "Kidnapped!", a parody character named London Milton appears as one of the guest characters.
In the The Simpsons episode "Homerazzi", Bart mocks "Paris Texan" (a Hilton parody character) in a store for the sex tape she was in.
In the MMOG World of Warcraft, Haris Pilton can be found in the World's End Tavern of the lower part of Shattrath City accompanied by her dog Tinkerbell, and her job tag reads "Socialite".
In The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, London Tipton, the daughter of the Tipton Hotel's rich owner, is a parody of Paris Hilton.
Shortly after Hilton was incarcerated in June 2007, a music video spoofing her jail sentence was released on the popular video-sharing website YouTube. Featuring a Paris Hilton lookalike extolling the virtues of jail to the tune of her song "Stars Are Blind", the video achieved instant notoriety, garnering over three million hits in five days.
Paris is briefly spoofed in the 2007 film Epic Movie walking out of a clothes store and uttering, "I'm so hot!", before she is crushed to death by one of the film's protagonists, and her dog Tinkerbell wandering away.
On the soap opera As the World Turns, a self-obsessed socialite is named "Vienna Hyatt," played by Ewa da Cruz.
In the 2004 comedy, White Chicks, spoiled heiresses Brittany and Tiffany Wilson are parodies of Paris and Nicky Hilton. The theme song to The Simple Life, The Penfifteen Club's "Hey Ms. Hilton", was even re-recorded by the band themselves, as "Hey Ms. Wilson".
Surreal Drag Performer Time Out Russella has devised a 45 minute musical stage play saturising the life of Paris Hilton. Loosely based on the Charles Dickens novel A Christmas Carol the play takes the view that Paris Hilton is required in society to keep depressing news off the front pages.