If Britney Spears?!
Question: invited You To Have Dinner With Her . Would You
Answers: invited You To Have Dinner With Her . Would You
of course easiest one nighter
sure, be an interesting night to say the least
No, she might hit me with an umbrella. And I'm under strict instructions from my doctor to not undergo any umbrella-based bashings.
Why not? I eat out almost every day. It is always nice to enjoy dinner with an interesting person. I am sure it would be eventful. I am always down for meeting fun and trashy people.
No, it might have been one of her personalities that asked. She wouldn't have remebered. Seriously. That girl needs some kind of help.
Sure.
No, I really don't like to eat at Taco Bell
Yes,
can Dr.Phil go to?
Yes of course
not in THIS lifetime!
I can't think of any reason why I would not.
Yes. I'd try my best to make her laugh and forget her troubles for a couple of hours. I know she'd probably try to get me in bed afterwards (probably out of gratitude) but I'd say no way, I'm not that kind of man. Hopefully she'll look at me with those pleading 'Toxic' eyes and force herself on me, when I'd unwillingly (and half-heartedly) resist before giving in.
is she paying?
I met Britney Spears at a private party in Hollywood one time. This was back when she first came out with her first album. Before she made it big. She was sitting alone and drinking underage. My friend, who is a lesbian started talking to Britney. Britney said something to my friend, that totally upset her. My friend cussed out Britney and left. Britney being drunk thought my lesbian friend was a guy. Britney said, "wait come back" and Britney just went back to drinking. My friend and I thought this incident was really funny.
I met Britney back then, she was drunk though. I would imagine that having dinner with her would be fun if she was sober.
no. shes frickin nasty.
No.. because (not to be rude or anything) if she suddenly decides to do something insane, I will be involved. And I definitely don't want to be accused of anything crazy she does!
Sure!
I'd give her a slap a try to make her see the error of her ways!
Am I the only one who feels really sorry for her?
Yes. As long as she paid for everything and didn't try to have "erotic relations" with me. And it can't be to McDonalds or some crap like that. Oh, and she would have to keep her shoes on or carry a bottle of foot spray because I heard she took her shoes off on a bus once and made everybody gag.
Oh yeah. Just to try to knock some sense into that train wreck. I'd at least slip some meds into her cocktail.
No . She is crazy . Plus I wouldn't want to get caught up in the tabloid stuff she has going on.
no thank you!