My 80 year old Uncle Cesar is crossing the line!!?!
Question: OK...Lately, I've been performing as Felton Yawn, for my Elton John triubute. I have been attired in lots of extravagant and joyous elegant colors for this act, for which my 80 year old Uncle Cesar is constantly trying to humiliate me. He brings his cronies over and they have a good laugh at my expense as I sing some of my idol's finest works, eloquently and with passion. Anyway----he has now booked me at a local penetentiary as his idea of a joke and I am just wondering if I should go or not......It doesn't seem like the right type of crowd for my performance. I would feel a little self-concious in my cheetah vest, black leather pants, sheik shoes, with a purple feather boa and my frog shaped glasses with the pink studs. Do you think I am worrying over nothing? This is a maximum security prison about 40 miles from my place. What's your thoughts and opinion on this?? My Uncle Cesar and his buddies are killing themselves laughing over my dilemna.
Answers: OK...Lately, I've been performing as Felton Yawn, for my Elton John triubute. I have been attired in lots of extravagant and joyous elegant colors for this act, for which my 80 year old Uncle Cesar is constantly trying to humiliate me. He brings his cronies over and they have a good laugh at my expense as I sing some of my idol's finest works, eloquently and with passion. Anyway----he has now booked me at a local penetentiary as his idea of a joke and I am just wondering if I should go or not......It doesn't seem like the right type of crowd for my performance. I would feel a little self-concious in my cheetah vest, black leather pants, sheik shoes, with a purple feather boa and my frog shaped glasses with the pink studs. Do you think I am worrying over nothing? This is a maximum security prison about 40 miles from my place. What's your thoughts and opinion on this?? My Uncle Cesar and his buddies are killing themselves laughing over my dilemna.
Would strongly suggest you "pass" on this one. The environment is not for your costume. Surely you are aware of what goes on in those sites when they get restless. You are correct in being nervous about the whole situation. If you need the exposure or rehearsal time you might try the Senior Citizen homes. They love to be entertained and would appreciate your talent. Good luck. Jerry O.
I think YOur Uncle is a riot! Go do it! There are all types of guys in there- I bet a bunch of them could use a laugh They are not exactly at the Ritz Carlton.
In yo face uncle cesar! I would call & cancel, and book uncle cesar & his buddies as my "fill in" There is no way i would go sing a bunch of elton john songs to a bunch of inmates...They'll eat you alive..! What a nightmare. But hey, if you do this please keep us posted i too have a sense of humor!
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wronng category first of all;
seconnnd;
yuur uncle is furkenn awesomme
lmao.!
andd thirdd
its his lifee.!
leavee it alonnne
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worry about yuursleff.!
noooo offensee.
justt givinnn ya somee hellp.
trust mee. i havee been throughh this beforee(=