I had a dream about Jeff Foxworthy, and it was a wet one......?!
Question: am i a red neck? Or, even worse, am I pregnant??
Answers: am i a red neck? Or, even worse, am I pregnant??
Well that all depends... Did you eat pizza before you went to bed? Have you had your period in the last 2 days? If you answered yes to any if these questions then yes you are a knocked up redneck! Congrats whens the shotgun weddin? I cant wait to go its been a whole month since the last one my guns gettin dusty!
Yeah, you're a redneck.
You're not pregnant, as rednecks get knocked-up instead.
your a redneck
T.M.I...
neither, you just have bad taste in guys.
your not pregnant just a redneck.
maybe you're high
Did your water break?
BOTH!
ICK!!
you should seek professional help..... thats weird.... ;)
skip the "u might being a redneck" cuz u are one
guys cant get pregnant.. you're a red neck...
REDNECK
ick! that's disgusting.. he's very unattractive
I had the same dream two nights ago!! now i'm puking...so definately pregnant... but not a redneck.