Which of the following things would upset Alannis Morisette the most?!
Question: OK...I've been scheming on different ways to upset Ms. Morrisette so she can get back some of that angst and anger to write and sing more edgy music than her latest fare, which was aptly described as "Hindu Peacenik" music. Which of the following would upset her the most?
a) Shave her hair completely off while she sleeps
b) pile 10,000 spoons in her cutlery drawers
c) Introduce her to the "man of her dreams" then his wife
d) tell her that the song "ironic" has no irony in it whatsoever, except for the title of the song itself
e) accuse her of "going down" on Pee Wee Herman at the theatre
f) Give her the wrong prescription for her anti-biotics
g) All of the above
h) continuously misspell her first and last names, as I am sure I've done
i) Other---be creative please
Answers: OK...I've been scheming on different ways to upset Ms. Morrisette so she can get back some of that angst and anger to write and sing more edgy music than her latest fare, which was aptly described as "Hindu Peacenik" music. Which of the following would upset her the most?
a) Shave her hair completely off while she sleeps
b) pile 10,000 spoons in her cutlery drawers
c) Introduce her to the "man of her dreams" then his wife
d) tell her that the song "ironic" has no irony in it whatsoever, except for the title of the song itself
e) accuse her of "going down" on Pee Wee Herman at the theatre
f) Give her the wrong prescription for her anti-biotics
g) All of the above
h) continuously misspell her first and last names, as I am sure I've done
i) Other---be creative please
umm... introduce her to the man of her dreams, who happens to be a spoon merchant, and after selling her 10,000 spoons, his wife appears. They go to the side to talk. She says "I robbed this woman's house. she had a bunch of knives. I took them all MUAHAHA." They walk away, and the man says "goodbye alarmis mourniset." Alannis goes to the movies. While she's there, everyone accuses her of "what you did last time." She runs away, crying. She goes to her therapist, who accidently gives her the wrong morphine. So she gets home, and sees these 10,000 spoons. She takes some meat out of her fridge. On the TV, the news says that "Mr. Ploni Almoni has recieved a death row pardon.... 2 minuted too late. In other news, black fly infestation in the new Chardonnays?" Realizing that she bought some on her way out, she sighs. She puts the meat down on the counter, and searches for a knife. She does this for hours, and eventually falls asleep. Meanwhile, the spoon man comes back, and cuts her hair off with a knife his wife stole from her. She wakes up to find a mean comment about her song "ironic" on the fridge. She walks into the bathroom half-asleep, and sees that she is BALD.She just _______________
(fill in the blank)
lol this probably would be g, h, and i! :) :)
G
give her a jagged little pill ?
i think A
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i) make her pay for you & your friends and her's for a ride at the carnival and when you get there its free!!
With A she could get a wig.
B's kinda funny, actually.
C happens to everybody anyways.
D happened to her all the time already.
E's more disturbing than anything else.
F would piss anyone off, so that one.
you getting a life would upset her more, cause she wont have any fans left!
People who write false things about her (and most others) behind their backs is a good place to start
Inform her she is a Gemini and Mrs. Duplicity.. and then some. Furthermore she can afford all the jagged little pills as Canada has better health care.
i. Get the man of her dreams to go down on you in a theatre.
I like b too. That gave me a giggle.
i) put globs of mayonnaise inside all of her clean socks