Sally Field---I can't stop thinking about her!!!?!
Question: I have been having lots of "wet dreams" about Sally Field of Flying Nun fame, complete with her nun costume from that hit TV show. At first, I thought it was a call to go back to my Catholic faith, to embrace and love the church, but now I am seeing it is just plain old lust for that brown-eyed vixen. My question is---how do I get in touch with her to convey my feelings of wanton desire??? Or should I just continue to live in abject misery and not be with her???<<BIG SIGH>>
Answers: I have been having lots of "wet dreams" about Sally Field of Flying Nun fame, complete with her nun costume from that hit TV show. At first, I thought it was a call to go back to my Catholic faith, to embrace and love the church, but now I am seeing it is just plain old lust for that brown-eyed vixen. My question is---how do I get in touch with her to convey my feelings of wanton desire??? Or should I just continue to live in abject misery and not be with her???<<BIG SIGH>>
Nah, both are wrong answers.
Instead you need to start punchin' the munchkin and stop soiling the sheets.
sorry, i don't like Sally field.