How do you plan to celebrate the birthday of the great Miley Cyrus next week?!
Question: My goodness does time fly. It was just last year that I took my then 4 year old niece on a 3 day road trip to visit the hometown of Ms. Cyrus.
Before I go further, may I just state that this supernova of engergy Miley Cyrus has changed the course of American music, and I for one am glad?
This years celebration will be a little different. My brother is angry with me on another issue and I will not get to take my now 5 year old niece on a repeat of our previous journey.
Instead my beautiful fiancee Megan (Mee-Gun, NOT May-Gun) and I will be enjoying a 4 course meal and toasting the young Ms. Cyrus over a bottle of Chardonnay . We will then make a donation in the name of the fireball Mizz Montana to our local university lacrosse team.
How about you people?
Answers: My goodness does time fly. It was just last year that I took my then 4 year old niece on a 3 day road trip to visit the hometown of Ms. Cyrus.
Before I go further, may I just state that this supernova of engergy Miley Cyrus has changed the course of American music, and I for one am glad?
This years celebration will be a little different. My brother is angry with me on another issue and I will not get to take my now 5 year old niece on a repeat of our previous journey.
Instead my beautiful fiancee Megan (Mee-Gun, NOT May-Gun) and I will be enjoying a 4 course meal and toasting the young Ms. Cyrus over a bottle of Chardonnay . We will then make a donation in the name of the fireball Mizz Montana to our local university lacrosse team.
How about you people?
i plan on using those special window paints to write HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MILEY! STAR OF MINE! on my car windows then i will take a soap box to the park and recite "Miley's 10 rules to life and being the light of the world" because if anyone knows how to be an absolute delight and beaming ray of complete perfection it's Miley Cyrus and it's only fair to let the people who are unaware of this epitome of sun-shiny apple pie know who she is and what she stands for although i doubt many people are clueless as to who she is i find it hard to believe that anyone could ignore such amazing guitar playing.
WOW.
I shall get drunk in the name of Hannah Montana while wearing a long blonde wig and lip synching all of her songs, just like Ashlee Simpson does when she's all alone in her bedroom. Then I will listen to the great Billy Ray and cry my Achy-Breaky Heart all the way home, while complaining to my designated driver (because I will be wasted) that no one really appreciated the time and talent that I have as a professional lip syncher, and proceed to urinate all over my cat in the name of Miley Cyrus. Then I shall make Hannah Montana flags and banners and hand them out to the homeless people so they too can celebrate this joyous occasion. Maybe even light a candle, who knows? That day is filled with delights unimaginable to the multitudes of people who will be celebrating. So grab a beer and join me in a toast the Hannah Cyrus. Miley Montana, whomever, it's another reason to party. Oh and bring Mee-gun along. I'll send you out to get some more balloons while me and her get to know each other better.
Is there a question somewhere hidden in this rant of yours? If so I lost it. As far as the "great" Ms Cyrus, she is a 14 year old kid. Certainly your brother may be on he right course by keeping you away from your niece. The whole letter is one of the spookiest I have EVER read. Yea, it is kinky indeed, but thanks for the points and have a swell day.
Wow. I hope you're not serious. I, for one, plan on doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to celebrate her birthday. Have a great day!
haha what is she finally turning 8? haha creep.
i hope ur kidding.. and i hope mee-gun knows what shes getting herself into..
"How do you plan to celebrate the birthday of the great Miley Cyrus next week?"
Are you sick? Why should i celebrate this little Disney-Whore?
SITTIING ON MY AZZ WHILE WATCHING HANNAH MONTANA AND THROWING POPCORN AT THE TELEVISION...
IN OTHER WORDS:
F U CK HER!
I'm not even going to respond
What? Are you really serious? I can understand why your brother does not want his daughter around you! You sound like a typical pedophile! How old is your fiancee May-Gun(yes i spelled the name wrong)? She sounds very naive to be with you! Miley Cyrus is only 15! What is a grown man doing obsessing about her for? It makes you wonder what goes on behind your closed doors!