If you could pick the 10 celebs to go on "I'm a celebrity" who wou!
Question: thw whole royal family !
Answers: thw whole royal family !
1.Cliff Richard...eye candy
2.Esther Rantzen...topical debates
3.Jeremy Kyle...the father figure
4.Kerry Katona...the mother figure
5.John Major....liven things up
6.Edwina Currie...tempt the above
7.Amy Winehouse...would be like rehab
8.Paul Potts ....eye candy and could do duets with Sir Clif(Xmas number 1?)
9.Ken Dodd...comedy value
10.Bonnie Langford...eye candy for the guys.
Gerard Butler, Richard Hammond, David Tennant, David Duchovny, George Clooney, Dermot Mulroney, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth & Will Smith. None of them would be allowed tops and nice combat trousers. Why, I don't think I need to say!!!!!!!!!!
Paris Hilton (it would b fun to watch how she can survive without her credit cards & Neiman Marcus)
Britney Spears (stupid people are just fun to watch)
Gary Busey ( so he can impart his weird wisdom on people)
Mark Wahlberg ( the beef cake factor)
Paul Poundstone (comedy relief)
Rosie O'Donnell ( watch her slef-destruct)
Dr. Phil (so he can get lost in the wilderness)
Snoop Doggy Dog (see if he can find any marijuana plants or if he'll try to smoke some poison ivy)
Sylvester Stallone (maybe it'll restart his career)
Tom Arnold (hno reason...just to get on everyone's nerves)
Okay:
Nick Jonas.....?
Joe Jonas (Hes freaking hilarious!)
Tyra Banks (Just to see her in person would be an honor!)
Tracy L - I'm with you!!
David Tennent - although he'd have to walk around in skimpy pants.
Lucas and Walliams - comedy value and new material for LB.
To start with...
I'd have to think a bit more about this...
kiefer sutherland as he's gorgeous, ian watkins of lost prophets for the same, j from 5 as he is lush, john taylor,simon le bon,andy taylor,roger taylor as they are lovely, lead singer of the rasmus he lush,marilyn manson and vernon kay as they are all lush aswell.
now let me think
I'd go for
Jamie Oliver - can't stand the bloke
John McCririck - awful slob
David Beckham - I'd love to see him slum it
Peter Stringfellow - creepy old pensioner
Micheal Jackson - just to see how weird he could be
Victoria Beckham - see how long she'd last without luxuries
Naomi Campbell - see how the bossy b*tch coped
Jade Goody - I'd love to see the bully covered in bugs
Camilla - can't stand the woman, but I bet the bugs would be more frightened of her
Jane McDonald - she's crap and would look good covered in bugs
1. Russell Brand-mad, sexy and funny
2. Paris Hilton-just to giggle at
3. Adam Ant-gotta have a hasbeen(did love him though)
4. Jerry Springer-for obvious reasons
5. Danielle Lloyd-dispensable eye candy for the boys
6. Julie Goodyear (was Bet Lynch in Corrie)-bit of a battleaxe
7. Danii Minogue-another semi attractive woman and will surely need a job soon!
8. Johnny Depp-hey we all need a fantasy!
9. Andy Gray-to purposely annoy people
10. Bjork-because she is brilliantly crazy
Ant and Dec for a start off...