What are your favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes/lines?!


Question:

What are your favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes/lines?

I read his autobiography and it was so funny!
He said, "I told my mother I was gonna run away from home, and she said, 'ready, set, go.'"
He also said, "It's a good thing I was a boy., We were so poor if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with."

Additional Details

3 weeks ago
He said:
"When I was a kid I worked in a pet store. I was so ugly too. People would come in, see me, and ask,"Does he get very big?"


Answers:

The "no respect" line i remember the most was, "I get no respect...me and the wife were in bed the other night, she got excited and screamed HER name!"


The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories