Wow, did you hear the latest?!

Wow, did you hear the latest?

after lucky student inherits Paris Hilton's ex-phone number, another lucky girl finds her tampons had a peculiar smell. The girl (whose name was asked not to disclose) realized something was making her believed new tampons to smell. After DNA testing, it came up that the once before used tampons belonged to PARIS HILTON!!!! WOW, the news get even better don't they?!?!?

3 weeks ago
if you can rewrite this and make it more beliebable/funny/crude, help yourself.

that is disgusting!!!! funny, but totally gross!