Is this story offensive?!

Is this story offensive?

I have a story idea. Basically it's a comedy and it's Zorro with rocks. The hero is called "Pedro". He is a dirt farmer from mexico, but very good at throwing rocks and maming, injuring, even killing people. Pedro doesn't want to get into a fight with a corrupt General who often passes gas. But when his goats are stolen along with his obese wife and his Dog is killed and they leave pedro for dead, pedro decides to get even. Against an army of 1000 men he faces them alone with a bag of rocks and a slingshot. I might make it a comic. But if it were a movie I woul want Mel Gibson or Keanu reeves to play the part of Pedro, of course in orange face make up to look more mexican like movies of the old days. Any thoughts?

Hilarious! Sounds like a Michael Moore Crockumentary! You could call Pedro's rocks a Geologically Based Ballistic Tyrant Remediation System. If it is offensive, ductile excrement! People need to lighten up and learn to laugh. Just dont let your producer overdo the general gas thing for cheap laughs. I thought that "Scooby Doo" and some other movies were severely marred with overdone sphincter gags. Keep it classy! Your story has enough of its own laughs, that's for sure! I wish you well.